What'S Up With Fabio These Days?
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Mar 3, 2003 @ 11:00pm |
 Coolness: 686315 | Fabio Takes It on the Nose
Fabio. So, what's up with him these days, anyway? For all those who asked (and the millions more who didn't) comes the strange-but-true answer: The world-famous famous guy suffered minor facial cuts Tuesday after being clocked in the nose by a bird during a roller-coaster ride in Virginia. Really. The odds of the above circumstances (Fabio in Virginia; Fabio riding a roller-coaster; Fabio colliding with a bird) converging for one--single--police-blotter item seem incalculable. But the long shot came in. Here's what happened: On Tuesday, the beyond-strapping spokesmodel, best known to TV audiences as the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter guy, was booked to appear at the Busch Gardens theme park in Williamsburg, Virginia. The venue was hyping its new roller-coaster, Apollo's Chariot. The park people apparently thought it would be cute if Fabio tried out their new toy for a "Modern-Day Adonis vs. Ancient-Day Sun God" promotion. (Um, Fabio was supposed to be the modern-day Adonis.) So, anyway, Fabio--tearing himself away from his butter-alternative advocacy work--agreed. He showed up at the park. Got strapped into the ride, seated amid several adoring female fans. Then, the roller-coaster rolled. Early in the ride, a bird--by some accounts, a goose--flew into Fabio's big-target face. The spokesmodel was bloodied--as were his adoring female fans. He got cut. They got splattered. Fabio, 38, was taken to a hospital, where he was treated for a one-inch cut to the bridge of his nose. "He's fine, no serious injuries," park spokeswoman Deborah DeMarco assured the Washington Post. No word on the bird's motives--or funeral plans. (Its broken body was later retrieved by park officials.) "We're very sorry that it happened," DeMarco said. "It was an act of nature." And that is what is up with Fabio. What's up with Fabio |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Mon Mar 3, 2003 @ 11:11pm |
 Coolness: 15440 | i heard a pigeon smacked into his face, and fucked it u!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Mon Mar 3, 2003 @ 11:25pm |
 Coolness: 340390 | that dove incedant was funny. i saw the video to go with it a while ago.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Mon Mar 3, 2003 @ 11:27pm |
| Coolness: 15440 | yeah there was video? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Mon Mar 3, 2003 @ 11:31pm |
| Coolness: 340390 | yup. nasty shite. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Mon Mar 3, 2003 @ 11:47pm |
| Coolness: 149540 | that happened so long ago..
i laughed a lot at it |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Tue Mar 4, 2003 @ 12:09am |
| Coolness: 15440 | didn't it happen on a roller coaster |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Mar 4, 2003 @ 12:36am |
| Coolness: 686315 | Good lord learn to fucking read.
It's written RIGHT AT THE TOP OF THE THREAD IN THE POST THAT STARTED IT! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Tue Mar 4, 2003 @ 12:38am |
| Coolness: 149540 | i dont think he knows how to read |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Tue Mar 4, 2003 @ 12:47am |
| Coolness: 340390 | hut i don't know how to read.
i only know how to write. you'd think that wouldn't work, but it does. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Tue Mar 4, 2003 @ 12:57am |
| Coolness: 15440 | i didn't read the whole fucking thing
theres a lot i dont have all the time in the world to read |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Mar 4, 2003 @ 1:52am |
 Coolness: 277160 | But you sure can write alot.
God. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Tue Mar 4, 2003 @ 2:37am |
 Coolness: 194750 | you guys dont get it.
the poor goose was actually a sex crazed fan who tried to make out with fabio using the only opportunity available - during a roller coasrer ride. unfortunately the goos was silly, which often occurs when it comes to geese. the animal did not take roller coaster velocity into account, and not only missed the mouth, but broke the nose as well. and this is the story of an unsired love of a bird to a man. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Mar 4, 2003 @ 2:41am |
| Coolness: 686315 | Ze'ev, you're weird man. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Tue Mar 4, 2003 @ 2:43am |
| Coolness: 340390 | meh, i guess it's better then having sex with fish.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Mar 4, 2003 @ 2:46am |
| Coolness: 686315 | ...
NOTHING is better than having sex with fish, except maybe having sex with multiple fish at once. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Tue Mar 4, 2003 @ 2:49am |
| Coolness: 194750 | im weird? cmon fred dont tell me if you were a goose you would wanna make out with fabio. i mean, he's so gooseworthy, and he can't even believe it's not butter. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Mar 4, 2003 @ 2:52am |
| Coolness: 686315 | Well, maybe if I was a goose.. But only then! And only if he used that stuff he Can't Believe Isn't Butter as lube. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Tue Mar 4, 2003 @ 2:54am |
| Coolness: 194750 | yeah... beek love can be rough i suppose |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Tue Mar 4, 2003 @ 10:45am |
| Coolness: 15440 | haha |
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