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Rice Visits Middle East, Peace Quickly Established
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Morphine replied on Thu Nov 8, 2007 @ 9:26am |
 Coolness: 51665 | JERUSALEM - U.S. Secretary of State Condeleeza Rice is being hailed by Israeli and Palestinian leaders as an international hero after securing peace between the two countries.
Rice, who was meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas in an attempt to end the bitter, decades-long feud between the two neighbouring countries, quickly found success. Olmert doled out praise for Rice. "Condy (Rice) was great. She helped us realize our commonalities and forget our differences. I never would have thought I'd have so much in common with Abby (Abbas). Apparently we both love moded-out rides and listening to Linkin Park. Who knew?" Abbas described how Rice was able foster a relationship between himself and Olmert. "First we did trust exercises. I'd fall and Olly (Olmert) would catch me, then we'd change and I'd catch. Next, she sat us down and told us to let our true feelings out. We shared some tears, and then, all of a sudden we were hugging. Condy is a miracle worker." Olmert and Abbas, the new "best buds", left the negotiating table trading high-fives. They were said to be headed out on the town, where they would "cruise for babes in Olly's Civic." This was the latest in a number of highly successful peace negotiations for Rice, who is said to be a shoo-in for the next Nobel Peace Prize. -- |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Anarkoid replied on Thu Nov 8, 2007 @ 10:05am |
 Coolness: 193370 | So many things sound fishy here that I have to ask for sources....Condeleeza Rice for a Nobel peace prize? I mean she might not be a very bad person per se, but still very... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Thu Nov 8, 2007 @ 3:22pm |
 Coolness: 153700 | Apparently we both love moded-out rides and listening to Linkin Park.
WTF IS THIS, this cant be serious, its a scam, you do think a war that lasts for tenth of years, could be solved by tuned up cars and a pop-rock band? ... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Thu Nov 8, 2007 @ 7:56pm |
 Coolness: 145895 | they are supposed to meet in annapolis maryland at the end of the month to make a deal creating a palestinian state... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn replied on Fri Nov 9, 2007 @ 3:01pm |
 Coolness: 158930 | The Onion is good, isn't it? :D |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Captain.Obvious replied on Fri Nov 9, 2007 @ 3:33pm |
 Coolness: 32920 | Peace will never exist in the Middle East. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Fri Nov 9, 2007 @ 9:19pm |
| Coolness: 145895 | Originally Posted By CAPTAIN.OBVIOUS PEACE WILL NEVER EXIST IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
is that you being captain obvious or is that you're actual opinion |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Captain.Obvious replied on Fri Nov 9, 2007 @ 11:28pm |
| Coolness: 32920 | I state the obvious, it's my job. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Thu Nov 15, 2007 @ 3:51pm |
 Coolness: 186050 | "First we did trust exercises. I'd fall and Olly (Olmert) would catch me, then we'd change and I'd catch. Next, she sat us down and told us to let our true feelings out. We shared some tears, and then, all of a sudden we were hugging. ..."
LOL |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Nov 16, 2007 @ 4:04pm |
 Coolness: 510255 | Originally Posted By CAPTAIN.OBVIOUS
I state the obvious, it's my job. isn't a job something you get paid to do? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Captain.Obvious replied on Fri Nov 16, 2007 @ 6:38pm |
| Coolness: 32920 | You think I do this for free? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Fri Nov 16, 2007 @ 7:26pm |
 Coolness: 151155 | The answer to that question is obvious. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Wed Nov 28, 2007 @ 5:59pm |
 Coolness: 123005 | rice, nobel peace prize?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
if that really happens it means god really is dead |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Horus replied on Wed Nov 28, 2007 @ 7:17pm |
 Coolness: 41445 | This "article" made me LMAO! Thanks! :)
But: Originally Posted By CAPTAIN.OBVIOUS
Peace will never exist in the Middle East. I beg to differ. Soon, it will be a very peaceful, and extremely quiet place where all that sand has been turned into a nice sheet of radioactive GLASS. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Wed Dec 5, 2007 @ 7:33pm |
 Coolness: 201920 | they will all get along now and start a new religion that involves playing a lot of backgammon. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Sun Dec 9, 2007 @ 5:55am |
| Coolness: 145895 | yet another brilliant comment brought to you by scott. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Sun Dec 9, 2007 @ 12:49pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Sun Dec 9, 2007 @ 7:22pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Captain.Obvious replied on Sun Dec 9, 2007 @ 8:32pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Sun Dec 9, 2007 @ 10:35pm |
| Coolness: 201920 | This will be one of my final answers to Ian, because he is too dumb to argue with, and his brain is mush.
How is wanting peace in the middle east prejudice? I would like violence to end. Perhaps violent religions and rampant nationalism on both sides need to be reformed. That won't stop while people are blowing up women and children and innocent people on buses. Try talking to some people who have lived through that, I have. I also know some Palestinian Christians who were forced from their own land, but because they are not Muslim they get little sympathy from either the liberal left or their neighbors in the middle east. That's sad. |
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