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The Quote/sentence Of The Day
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| "Evil requires the sanction of the victim."
-Ayn Rand |
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| I'm feeling ka-tet of one right now.. |
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| ...but stupidity goes even further |
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| I'm feeling tarfu right now.. |
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| "Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
-Tyler Durden |
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| I'm feeling one of a kind right now.. |
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| C U Next Tuesday |
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| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. |
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| I don't think misquoting the bible makes someone sound dumb. I think quoting the bible in the first place makes someone sound dumb. |
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| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. |
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| or quoting it to explain a disaster ;p |
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| I'm feeling slowmo right now.. |
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| "Let's fuck. AFTER, if ever you still feel like it, well then we can talk. " |
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| I'm feeling magik call right now.. |
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| - I'm a playstation
- I'm a Playstation too!
"playstation two - in stores now" |
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| I'm feeling prsent right now.. |
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| What you see is what you get.
And you ain't seen nuthin' yet.
-Me. |
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| I'm feeling ka-tet of one right now.. |
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| They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. |
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| I'm feeling cuba! right now.. |
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| " C'est la cerise qui a fait déborder le vase "
- Ex Client |
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| I'm feeling prsent right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By RAKOON
" C'est la cerise qui a fait déborder le vase "
- Ex Client
LOL.
Ya un client a mon ancienne job qui voulais pas nous envoyer un formulaire par fax parce qu'il ne fesait pas confiance au "Fax Network". |
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| I'm feeling ka-tet of one right now.. |
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| From the Cow and Chicken cartoon wikipedia article (I was feeling cartoon-nostalgia at work..):
The episode titled "Buffalo Gals" was banned because of its innuendos implying that the Buffalo Gals were lesbians and its typecasting of lesbians.[6] Some of the innuendos and sexual content included the carpet calling card Cow uses to find The Buffalo Gals, Mom's line "It's the Buffalo Gals, a biker group that randomly breaks into people's houses and chews on their carpet," the name of one of the bikers being "Munch Kelly", and the Buffalo Gals playing softball and talking about "pitching" and "catching", slang terms for gay sex. At the very end of the episode, Red Guy tells Cow and Chicken "You know, there's a moral to this story, but it's a secret!" and then leaves while laughing hysterically. Cartoon Network had aired "Buffalo Gals" only once because it was banned, and since then it was replaced with the episode "Orthodontic Police". |
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| I'm feeling panda tek mau-mau right now.. |
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| en francais le nom de ce cartoon la cest cleo et chiko! jriais tellement de ma soeur quand on regardait sa :P |
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| I'm feeling too busy to think right now.. |
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| "call me the dentist cus about to drill your shit" |
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| I'm feeling obessions in green right now.. |
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| If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countryman. - Samuel Adams. |
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| I'm feeling anathema right now.. |
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| But when you attempt to bridge the gap between that higher perspective and the reality of your life in the relative world, the ultimate challenge of spiritual freedom reveals itself. You recognize that to become a living expression of that higher perspective demands nothing less than everything... |
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| I'm feeling ka-tet of one right now.. |
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| - Instant Pirate. Just Add Rum - |
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| I'm feeling more human than human right now.. |
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| "What we need is a new messiah." |
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| I'm feeling ka-tet of one right now.. |
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| “If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”—Sarah Palin |
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| I'm feeling instant pirate, just add rum right now.. |
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