The Quote/sentence Of The Day
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Dec 3, 2009 @ 1:22pm |
You see someone wearing camo?
(or were they playing The Masquerade? | |
I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Dec 3, 2009 @ 6:38pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Thu Dec 3, 2009 @ 6:54pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Dec 3, 2009 @ 7:14pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Thu Dec 3, 2009 @ 8:38pm |
Originally Posted By MASA
Heh, curious. Moloch, can you beg to differ? :) hehe, I do beg to differ. Unless she's worth me taking off my boots... | |
I'm feeling up to no good right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Thu Dec 3, 2009 @ 8:41pm |
Originally Posted By FATAL
just a quote from 2 and a half man Yeah, figured I heard that one before :) | |
I'm feeling fiendish right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Dec 3, 2009 @ 8:41pm |
dont get me wrong .. i think most of the BJs i got i was in cargo lol | |
I'm feeling porny right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Thu Dec 3, 2009 @ 8:42pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Dec 3, 2009 @ 8:45pm |
lmao! | |
I'm feeling porny right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Fri Dec 4, 2009 @ 2:02pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» InnFekchun replied on Fri Dec 4, 2009 @ 4:23pm |
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Update » InnFekchun wrote on Fri Dec 4, 2009 @ 4:24pm ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me? | |
I'm feeling inten-city right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Fri Dec 4, 2009 @ 6:34pm |
The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on. Update » Nathan wrote on Sat Dec 5, 2009 @ 7:45pm "Every time that I think I've hit rock bottom, someone hands me a shovel." | |
I'm feeling you up right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Mon Dec 7, 2009 @ 7:56am |
Threw her in the trunk
was tryin to smash..get'er cash but her mouth was hella fast so i threw her ass in the trunk and even though she had a big plump rump i threw her in and let the beat bump threw her in the trunk | |
I'm feeling porny right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Tue Dec 8, 2009 @ 6:21pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Fri Dec 11, 2009 @ 10:32pm |
- tu veux aller manger quelque part?
- hmmm non - Veux-tu écouter un film? - non - veux-tu une biere? - .... non - tu veux jouer à super mario? - non - Sais-tu qu'après la phase du non c'est la phase anale? - ...... hahahahahahahaha " Mais que se passe t-il ? J'ai mal au ventre ... arrêtez cette tronçonneuse!" | |
I'm feeling bof right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Sat Dec 12, 2009 @ 6:47pm |
“For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.”
-Hunter S. Thompson | |
I'm feeling fuck that shit right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Sat Dec 12, 2009 @ 10:36pm |
"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated" - mark twain | |
I'm feeling you up right now.. |
Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Sun Dec 13, 2009 @ 7:14pm |
Banky Edwards: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, okay? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, okay? You following?
Holden: Yeah. Banky Edwards: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? Holden: What is this supposed to prove? Banky Edwards: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?... Holden: The man-hating dyke. Banky Edwards: Good. Why? Holden: I don't know. Banky Edwards: [shouting] Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination! | |
I'm feeling pound and pound right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Dec 13, 2009 @ 7:15pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Sun Dec 13, 2009 @ 7:44pm |
Yup, same. Only Criterion in my collection too, bwahahah :p | |
I'm feeling fiendish right now.. |
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