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Aliens Exist!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Oct 30, 2007 @ 7:18pm |
 Coolness: 510255 | [ www.spikedhumor.com ]
Aliens were responsible for a series of unexplained fires in fridges, TV’s and mobile phones in an Italian village, according to an Italian government report. Canneto di Caronia, in northern Sicily, drew attention three years ago after residents reported everyday household objects bursting into flames. TV news footage at the time showed electrical appliances as well as cookers, a pile of wedding presents and furniture smouldering. Dozens of experts including scientists, electrical engineers and military boffins, arrived in the village 60 miles east of Palermo to investigate the phenomenon. Arson was quickly ruled out and at one stage an amazed scientist was interviewed after he described how he saw an unplugged electrical cable burst into flames. Locals were quick to blame supernatural forces and at the time the Vatican’s chief exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth backed up their fears and said: "I’ve seen things like this before. Demons occupy a house and appear in electrical goods. Let’s not forget that Satan and his followers have immense powers." Now in an interim leaked report published by several Italian newspapers it has emerged that the Civil Protection Department has concluded the most likely cause was "aliens". The report was ordered by the Italian government and brought together dozens of experts including a NASA scientist. Their two year investigation has cost an estimated £1 million. According to the report the fires were "caused by a high power electro magnetic emissions which were not man made and reached a power of between 12 and 15 gigawatts." The report also detailed a possible UFO landing close to the village, citing "burnt imprints which have not been explained were found in a field." Francesco Mantegna Venerando, Sicily’s Civil Protection chief who coordinated the report, said: "This is not the final report. We are still working on our conclusions and this has been leaked. "We are not saying that little green men from Mars started the fires but that unnatural forces capable of creating a large amount of electromagnetic energy were responsible. "This is just one possibility we are also looking at another one which involves the testing of top secret weapons by an unknown power which are also capable of producing an enormous amount of energy." |
| I'm feeling responsibility right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Tue Oct 30, 2007 @ 7:37pm |
 Coolness: 179340 | aliens are cool |
| I'm feeling y fait beau dehors right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Wed Oct 31, 2007 @ 12:35am |
 Coolness: 300020 | spiked humor is definately a reliable source |
| I'm feeling happy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Oct 31, 2007 @ 12:40am |
 Coolness: 266650 | thats not what an alien looks like. |
| I'm feeling life in a speaker right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Wed Oct 31, 2007 @ 11:51am |
| Coolness: 510255 | high quality journalism for sure :P
oh yaz? then what does an alien look like? |
| I'm feeling responsibility right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Wed Oct 31, 2007 @ 12:34pm |
| Coolness: 179340 | probably bacterias ;)
I mean, there is life on Mars. It's bacterias that the probes brought from Earth. They survived lol. |
| I'm feeling y fait beau dehors right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Wed Oct 31, 2007 @ 2:28pm |
| Coolness: 510255 | that'd be hilarious, if the probes brought life, then we discover that life...
our search for ET's create them |
| I'm feeling responsibility right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Wed Oct 31, 2007 @ 4:45pm |
| Coolness: 179340 | |
| I'm feeling y fait beau dehors right now.. | |
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