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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Thu Jul 15, 2010 @ 12:26pm
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Un peu de chance
I'm feeling new app! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn replied on Thu Jul 15, 2010 @ 3:15pm
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Why am I so hungry today? The hell?

I want food. Sugary food. 0_O;
I'm feeling hsty right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Thu Jul 15, 2010 @ 5:00pm
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I'm on the salt side

I'm so hungry too
I'm feeling new app! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Jul 20, 2010 @ 9:34am
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I'm feeling grey right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jul 20, 2010 @ 9:36am
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That's a Carlin skit, actually.
I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Jul 20, 2010 @ 2:57pm
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didn't know that but found the pic very funny :D
I'm feeling grey right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Tue Jul 20, 2010 @ 3:01pm
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Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD

That's a Carlin skit, actually.


Pretty similar actually, so it looks like Allen stole/paraphrased it.

Life in reverse By George Carlin

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it?
A death.
What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first; get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch,
you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party,
you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb,
You spend your last nine months floating...
Then you finish off as an orgasm."

:D
I'm feeling 1up right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Tue Jul 20, 2010 @ 3:06pm
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je veux être dans 3 jours (VACANCES!)
I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 20, 2010 @ 3:25pm
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jveux avoir dlargent, pu de drama, des cigarettes et pu mal au pied =/
I'm feeling sucker for his charm right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Tue Jul 20, 2010 @ 3:27pm
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monh <3

la pente va bientot remonté!!
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 20, 2010 @ 3:34pm
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ouin bientot jespere la
jsuis tannee
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Tue Jul 20, 2010 @ 3:37pm
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trouve toi un riche qui donne des massage de pieds ;)
I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 20, 2010 @ 3:40pm
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ouin, sont pas mal rares
I'm feeling sucker for his charm right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Tue Jul 20, 2010 @ 3:43pm
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ahh :(

tient, un banana split pour te remonter le moral


I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 20, 2010 @ 3:58pm
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<3
I'm feeling sucker for his charm right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Tue Aug 10, 2010 @ 1:14pm
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i need that pillow couch


I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Tue Aug 10, 2010 @ 1:15pm
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Oh shit, veux aussi :D
I'm feeling bored as fuck right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Aug 10, 2010 @ 1:21pm
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mon bateau, ma couverte, un film de james dean et plein de pop corn
I'm feeling it will be alright right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Tue Aug 10, 2010 @ 1:23pm
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criss oui

mais moi j'dirais :

un fort de coussin, ma couverte, un film de james dean et un milkshake au fraises
I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Aug 10, 2010 @ 1:27pm
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ooooh ouiii!!
milkshake!!
I'm feeling it will be alright right now..
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