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Cheece
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Oct 4, 2007 @ 11:01am |
 Coolness: 510255 | Cheesy Jokes Go Here!
What do you call a magic bra? An abracada-bra. ahahahhhahahahahahahaaa |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» puresexmegs replied on Thu Oct 4, 2007 @ 11:53am |
 Coolness: 49425 | cheece? or cheese?:P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas replied on Fri Oct 5, 2007 @ 5:13am |
 Coolness: 103950 | Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?" |
| I'm feeling ez'ly baked right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» puresexmegs replied on Fri Oct 5, 2007 @ 10:19am |
| Coolness: 49425 | A kids walking down the street on his way to school when he suddenly has the huge urge take a leak. So looking around, theres no trees to do his biz so he goes up to the first house and knock on the door to ask if he could use their washroom. The door open and he goes, 'excuse me miss.." BOOM she slams the door in his face
So a little shaken up he goes to the next house and knock, a man opens the door and goes "fuck you I dont care for jahova witness's!" ahnd slams the door... so he goes to the 3rd house and knocks on the door. When he knocks on the door it swings open. he calls out but no answer. So he slips inside ,goes upstairs opens the first door on his right and sees a big shiny golden toilet!! he was amazed and honoured to take a leak here, so he does his biz, runs out and heads for school. Later that day hes walking home when he decides to stop by the 3rd house again to inform the owner what he did and say thanks. Hoping he dosnt get in shit..he knocks... and a teenage girl answers and nastly goes "what??!" The bow cowards a little but bravely says "thanks so much i had to go pee, no one was home but i went and used your golden toilet!" the girl replies... GOD DAMN thats not a toilet thats my tuba!! FUCKING that was THE JUICE in there!!!!?!" |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Oct 5, 2007 @ 11:59am |
| Coolness: 510255 | The punchline needs some work :P
but cannicalistic clown jokes!? Goooooooooooolden toilet |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» puresexmegs replied on Fri Oct 5, 2007 @ 12:11pm |
| Coolness: 49425 | Its not like I made up the joke I was told it when I was 5.
I then later in grade 2 turned it into my english class novel... but thats another story... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Oct 5, 2007 @ 3:06pm |
| Coolness: 510255 | lol, so much suspense!
Looking to buy a frog? A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music. While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money. "Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist." |
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Cheece
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