i like the dating profile he gives in his myspace...
If im dating you i'll probably keep you at arms length for atleast 6 months,and even tho i'll get the door and the check and all that other nice guy bullshit,i'll still check out other girls when you're not looking.Im a student/musicien/producer/partyfreak and i'll put that all before you.I'll act all self absorved with low self esteem on the phone with you after i just did a great show and no matter how much you stroke my ego,it won't be enough.I will listen to your problems mostly because it will get me browny points,but i'll probably silently judge you as being weak.And the reason I will never open up to you is because I think you will do the same to me. I will resist all your attemps to help me with my apartment,wardrobe and eating habit,I will look at your tits when you talk about something important,and if possible,your ass.And if i fall in love with you, I will be scared shitless and find reasons to pick fights and not to call