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My Kind Of Diet
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» julie_eaves replied on Tue Feb 11, 2003 @ 6:43pm |
 Coolness: 94965 | The Non-Stress Diet
This diet is designed to help you cope with stress which normally builds up during the day. Breakfast 1/2 Grapefruit 1 Slice Whole Wheat Toast, Dry 8 oz. Skim Milk Lunch 4 oz. Lean Broiled Chicken Breast 1 cup Steamed Spinach 1 cup Herb Tea 1 Oreo Cookie Mid-Afternoon Snack Rest of the Oreos in the package 2 Pints Rocky Road Ice Cream 1 Jar Hot Fudge Sauce Nuts, Cherries, Whipped Cream Dinner Loaves of Garlic Bread with Cheese Large Sausage, Mushroom & Cheese Pizza 4 Cans or 1 Large Pitcher of Beer 3 Milky Way or Snickers Candy Bars Rules For This Diet 1. If you eat something, and no one else sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. When drinking a diet soda while eating a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled by the diet soda. 3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count as long as you don't eat more than they do. 4. Foods used for medicinal purposes NEVER count. Example: hot chocolate, brandy, toast, and Sara Lee Cheesecake. 5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner. 6. Movie-related foods do not have calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. Example: Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints and Tootsie Rolls. 7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking the cookie causes calorie leakage. 8. Late-night snacks have no calories. The refrigerator light is not strong enough for the calories to see their way into the calorie counter. 9. If you are in the process of preparing something, food licked off knives and spoons have no calories. Examples: Peanut Butter on a knife and ice cream on a spoon. 10. Food of the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate. 11. Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashtraygirl replied on Tue Feb 11, 2003 @ 6:46pm |
 Coolness: 90175 | you really can't beat junior mints! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Tue Feb 11, 2003 @ 6:47pm |
 Coolness: 300015 | My kind of diet:
-Raw meat -Double Bloody cesars |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» julie_eaves replied on Tue Feb 11, 2003 @ 6:47pm |
| Coolness: 94965 | haha tipsy:ur gross :D |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Feb 11, 2003 @ 6:51pm |
 Coolness: 277125 | Kafwins kinda diet:
-What are calories and what does diet mean? -Sex??.. yes please!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Tue Feb 11, 2003 @ 7:04pm |
 Coolness: 201220 | sharon's diet
- kaf - kaf - cup noodle |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Feb 11, 2003 @ 7:51pm |
| Coolness: 277125 | hey.. I dont give out seconds. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Tue Feb 11, 2003 @ 8:17pm |
| Coolness: 201220 | you don't go for twice in a row?? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Feb 11, 2003 @ 9:57pm |
| Coolness: 277125 | not you.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Tue Feb 11, 2003 @ 10:03pm |
| Coolness: 201220 | that's not what you said last night,
spanky. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Wed Feb 12, 2003 @ 12:03am |
| Coolness: 149505 | yes it is.. she tagged me in at the last minute... good thing the lights were off |
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