New Rules For When I Take Over The World...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply replied on Wed Feb 21, 2007 @ 12:15pm |
 Coolness: 85615 | 1. rather than handshakes, kidney shots will be exchanged. This should aid in eliminating the weak.
2. To help reduce prison population, convicts currently serving life sentences shall receive frontal lobotomies and be sent to plow fields in 3rd world countries. Convicts sentenced to death shall be used as expendable mine sweepers for the life sentence convicts. 3. The balls currently used for popular sporting events such as soccer, football, tennis etc. will be replaced by cats. 4. Drivers will be forced to learn and operate manual transmissions, this should aid in the proper development of driving skills and eliminate the use of cell phones, cigarettes, makeup and beverages while driving. 5. The use of neon in the clothing industry, with the exception of safety precautions (permit required), is strictly prohibited. 6. In order to be considered a "musician", you must learn to write/play in a time signature other than 4/4. If you play guitar, you must learn more than 3 chords. 7. The order of priority on the roads will be changed as follows: 1 pedestrians, 2 cyclistes, 3 cars. Please note that dogs are to be considered in the first tier (pedestrian), while cats remain "kill on site". 8. Uppity bitches shall receive the appropriate back-handing, as deemed fit by their peers. Please not that the "bitch" designation is not gender specific. 9. Extra-grammatical use of the word "like", ie. used as punctuation, is punishable by $10 fine per offense. 10. Walking while reading is a punishable offense. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Angeliknightmare replied on Wed Feb 21, 2007 @ 12:25pm |
 Coolness: 81855 | sorry man, i didn't read all that to save my precious mind from evil places.
but yeah, i am one of the most pwoerful people on the planet and i would never let such typical evil run amock. nice try but tough luck. |
| I'm feeling strongly balanced right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Wed Feb 21, 2007 @ 12:45pm |
 Coolness: 134950 | bro,you aint powerfull. |
| I'm feeling lil' reg loc' right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Wed Feb 21, 2007 @ 12:57pm |
 Coolness: 122990 | don't you know? he's pwoerful |
| I'm feeling insane sanity right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Angeliknightmare replied on Wed Feb 21, 2007 @ 1:43pm |
| Coolness: 81855 | Originally Posted By REGIMENTAL911 BRO,YOU AINT POWERFULL.
my potential is limitless. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Wed Feb 21, 2007 @ 2:26pm |
| Coolness: 134950 | ya but you will never reach your potential...and potential does have its earthly limits.
ask your mom to bring you back to the doctor to up the meds. |
| I'm feeling lil' reg loc' right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Wed Feb 21, 2007 @ 2:49pm |
 Coolness: 249105 | 3. The balls currently used for popular sporting events such as soccer, football, tennis etc. will be replaced by cats.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO leave the kitties alone! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Wed Feb 21, 2007 @ 2:56pm |
| Coolness: 134950 | NOOOOOOOO,,,,down with cats |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply replied on Wed Feb 21, 2007 @ 3:03pm |
| Coolness: 85615 | Sorry, but they had their chance to stop being allergenic.
11. 13h30 to 15h00 is officially nap-time. This rule is not in effect for govt. employees as I am still in negotiation w/ the union. 12. 01289 is now the luckiest of numbers, replacing 7. 8 is still auspicious. 13. All questions are to be submitted in writing. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Wed Feb 21, 2007 @ 3:08pm |
| Coolness: 134950 | 14>all your girlfriends are required to pleasure regimental in one way shape or form. a minimumof once a month. |
| I'm feeling lil' reg loc' right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg replied on Wed Feb 21, 2007 @ 3:29pm |
 Coolness: 106360 | 7. The order of priority on the roads will be changed as follows: 1 pedestrians, 2 cyclistes, 3 cars. Please note that dogs are to be considered in the first tier (pedestrian), while cats remain "kill on site".
No, no, no! Kill the dogs instead! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Wed Feb 21, 2007 @ 4:41pm |
| Coolness: 134950 | we are dog lovers.
i just make love to dogs though. |
| I'm feeling lil' reg loc' right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Anarkoid replied on Wed Feb 21, 2007 @ 8:11pm |
 Coolness: 193355 | People who kill cats (and dogs) should be castrated ( or have a oophorectomy in the case of women) |
| I'm feeling craving knowledge right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg replied on Wed Feb 21, 2007 @ 10:29pm |
| Coolness: 106360 | The only time I killed a dog, I accidently bumped it with my car... :*( |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Angeliknightmare replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 2:32pm |
| Coolness: 81855 | Originally Posted By REGIMENTAL911 YA BUT YOU WILL NEVER REACH YOUR POTENTIAL...AND POTENTIAL DOES HAVE ITS EARTHLY LIMITS. ASK YOUR MOM TO BRING YOU BACK TO THE DOCTOR TO UP THE MEDS.
you are pure talk. just wait until i am finished my self-exploration. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 3:19pm |
| Coolness: 134950 | MASTERBATING? |
| I'm feeling lil' reg loc' right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 4:31pm |
 Coolness: 103935 | quite obviously |
| I'm feeling protectin my balls right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 7:46pm |
 Coolness: 136725 | il est encore tout jeune!!! Il decouvre son corps la que cest mignon |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 7:59pm |
| Coolness: 134950 | lolololololol |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply replied on Fri Feb 23, 2007 @ 8:10am |
| Coolness: 85615 | Originally Posted By MINOU
il est encore tout jeune!!! Il decouvre son corps la que cest mignon which brings me to number 15 15. Masturbation is a legit excuse, both in school and work, to use the bathroom. |
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