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Never Trust A Midget In A Urinal
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Feb 4, 2003 @ 1:29pm |
 Coolness: 686280 | A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by
a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them." Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» tuesmondieu replied on Tue Feb 4, 2003 @ 1:36pm |
 Coolness: 95015 | HAHAHHAA |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Feb 4, 2003 @ 2:00pm |
 Coolness: 277125 | hahahahaha.. damn midgets :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Agent_Yogurt replied on Wed Feb 5, 2003 @ 11:02am |
 Coolness: 134300 | they get u every time |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Continuum replied on Sat Feb 8, 2003 @ 12:12am |
 Coolness: 44915 | BAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» julie_eaves replied on Sat Feb 8, 2003 @ 2:17am |
| Coolness: 94965 | ha. ya midgets. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Sat Feb 8, 2003 @ 3:05am |
| Coolness: 277125 | *watches midget climb stairs* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PoiSoNeD_CaNdY replied on Sat Feb 8, 2003 @ 4:39am |
 Coolness: 92380 | theyre not called midgets.
theyre called 'little people' ! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Sat Feb 8, 2003 @ 10:31am |
 Coolness: 161235 | hey! no! they'r midgets cuz I'm a little person, mmkay? |
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