How To Hurt 'Em
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Dec 1, 2006 @ 9:02pm |
 Coolness: 510505 | The most sadistic, vile, uselessly evil, dangerous thread ever people. So how did/do YOU get revenge or just piss someone else off? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Dec 1, 2006 @ 9:54pm |
 Coolness: 686535 | break every bone from their elbows to their fingertips multiple times (say, with a baseball bat or a retractable baton), then masage said forearm so that the shards of bone shred the muscles and ligaments, rendering their arms totally fucking useless.
Put on some swiming gogles and a mask that can cover your mouth/nose, sneak up on a person, grab them around their neck, and empty the contents of a spray-bottle full of undiluted bleach into their face. Make sure it gets in their eyes. There's also the good 'ol curb-stomp. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Dec 1, 2006 @ 10:45pm |
| Coolness: 510505 | one word: fire |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Dec 2, 2006 @ 9:07am |
| Coolness: 686535 | Fire alone's not really enough though.. You need to be more specific, like, tie them to a chair with their legs outstretched and set fire to the bottom of their feet. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» HappyChop replied on Sat Dec 2, 2006 @ 9:14am |
 Coolness: 37660 | ... show um the heart, after your rip it out. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sat Dec 2, 2006 @ 4:05pm |
| Coolness: 510505 | set fire to their genitalia?
that's worse than.... anything |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Dec 2, 2006 @ 6:07pm |
| Coolness: 686535 | I could think of worse.
You could always (if male) cut off/peel open their nutsack and cover it in salt and/or vinegar. Or fire-ants. Or leeches. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas replied on Sat Dec 2, 2006 @ 6:23pm |
 Coolness: 104200 | seems Fred is the only one with any sense of imagination! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sat Dec 2, 2006 @ 6:38pm |
| Coolness: 510505 | lol, sense of torture as well! how about tying someone up. carving out their eye and then fucking their socket
fucking nastey |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Dec 2, 2006 @ 6:45pm |
| Coolness: 686535 | I watch too many horror movies  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sat Dec 2, 2006 @ 6:48pm |
| Coolness: 510505 | :P it shows! hahaha |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Angeliknightmare replied on Sat Dec 2, 2006 @ 7:58pm |
 Coolness: 82120 | this thread is pure trash. all you'll get is shit-talkers talking pure shit. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Sat Dec 2, 2006 @ 9:18pm |
 Coolness: 167490 | yup...
anyway, I'd go with something involving the breaking of arms and the removing of teeth...or just order large amounts of food from multiple restaurants to the revengee's adress, every week, on a different day, hehehe... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» doomcookiek replied on Sun Dec 3, 2006 @ 9:57pm |
 Coolness: 49160 | I like napalm. Napalm would be good. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Dec 3, 2006 @ 10:49pm |
| Coolness: 686535 | Lock a person in a soundproof room with no windows, and the only possible source of light is a strobe light with the switch on the outside. The walls of this room should be lined with a really, really massive soundsystem. Have a night-vision camera hidden in the corner of the room so you can tell when the person is asleep.
When they're asleep, leave them a glass of water a day, but no food. After 7 days, leave them a plate of rotten meat and turn the strobe light while blasting some death metal. Do this for a year. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Sun Dec 3, 2006 @ 10:55pm |
 Coolness: 266900 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
Lock a person in a soundproof room with no windows, and the only possible source of light is a strobe light with the switch on the outside. The walls of this room should be lined with a really, really massive soundsystem. Have a night-vision camera hidden in the corner of the room so you can tell when the person is asleep. When they're asleep, leave them a glass of water a day, but no food. After 7 days, leave them a plate of rotten meat and turn the strobe light while blasting some death metal. Do this for a year. marry me? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sun Dec 3, 2006 @ 11:37pm |
| Coolness: 510505 | Originally Posted By DRGONZO
Originally Posted By Screwhead
Lock a person in a soundproof room with no windows, and the only possible source of light is a strobe light with the switch on the outside. The walls of this room should be lined with a really, really massive soundsystem. Have a night-vision camera hidden in the corner of the room so you can tell when the person is asleep. When they're asleep, leave them a glass of water a day, but no food. After 7 days, leave them a plate of rotten meat and turn the strobe light while blasting some death metal. Do this for a year. marry me? marrying you would be a way to hurt someone... or you're proposing? ;) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Dec 3, 2006 @ 11:42pm |
| Coolness: 686535 | marry me?
Does that mean you'll hurt?  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Sun Dec 3, 2006 @ 11:43pm |
| Coolness: 266900 | only one way to find out :D |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Dec 3, 2006 @ 11:43pm |
| Coolness: 686535 | rasor blades and handcuffs FTW! |
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