Best Excuses!
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| My dog ate my homework, for example.
The EASIEST way to get on a city bus for free, and it works EVERY TIME. Just say "I am going to buy myself some tickets at the metro." They have NEVER said no to me after that.
Of course, you have to go by some metro eventually, you don't need to get off there,..., just don't say you are going to buy your tickets at the metro when there's no metro on the way, that's retarded. |
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| I'm feeling work right now.. |
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| Pas ce soir jai mal a la tete |
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| I'm feeling silly right now.. |
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| lol |
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| I'm feeling work right now.. |
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| Pour avoir une place assise dans le métro à l'heure de pointe, je trainais avec moi un livre sur la grossesse, que je faisais semblant de lire. À chaque fois, s'il ne restait plus de siège disponible, qqn m'offrait sa place lol Update » Psyborg wrote on Tue Oct 17, 2006 @ 2:24pm I'm so mean. lol
To be sure to have a seat in the metro instead of standing up, I used to bring with me a book about pregnancy. Every time I've done this, if there was no more place to sit available, someone was offering me theirs. Mouahahahahah evil me! |
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| I'm feeling so good right now.. |
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| I usually tell girls, " listen.. when your husband asks about the bruise on the base of your spine and the carpet burns on your knees, tell him you hit your back on the soap dish in the shower while you were standing up, then you had to crawl across the living room rug so you could get on the couch and rest. "
I let them make up a story about the hickey on their neck. |
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| im picking my relatives up at the airport. |
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| I'm feeling hardsteppers right now.. |
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| but how do they explain the hickey on their tit? |
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| I'm feeling work right now.. |
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| practicing breast feeding with a blind baby. |
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| I'm feeling hardsteppers right now.. |
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| lol, not bad!
how about some of all of your fav hookey excuses?
(hookey means skipping work/school) |
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| I'm feeling work right now.. |
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| Skipping work. When they call I say "what you didn't get my email? I am in toronto right now (great especially when you are still in bed) I got called away late last night family emergency" |
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| I'm feeling like a beer right now.. |
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| (with snort and tears)'I.. I can't work today.. I.. I'll explain you later.. I.. I just can't.. sorry'
the less you say, the worst they imagine. |
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| I'm feeling you on me right now.. |
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| Skipping work. When they call I say "what you didn't get my email? I am in toronto right now (great especially when you are still in bed) I got called away late last night family emergency"
I love that one :P |
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| I'm feeling fat and sassy right now.. |
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| i shat my self |
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| I'm feeling in love with sara right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By ARMANI POUR AVOIR UNE PLACE ASSISE DANS LE M�O �'HEURE DE POINTE, JE TRAINAIS AVEC MOI UN LIVRE SUR LA GROSSESSE, QUE JE FAISAIS SEMBLANT DE LIRE. �CHAQUE FOIS, S'IL NE RESTAIT PLUS DE SI� DISPONIBLE, QQN M'OFFRAIT SA PLACE LOL
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| I'm feeling squirrels right now.. |
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| One word: Menstruations! If you're talking to a man, it's even funnier, cause most men are disgusted by the thought of bloody vaginas. All I have to say is "girl-related problems", and I usually don't have to go any further. Hurray for periods :) |
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| I'm feeling all excited *weee* right now.. |
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| i'd be like ,show me the bloody tampon. |
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| I'm feeling hardsteppers right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By JUJU
One word: Menstruations! If you're talking to a man, it's even funnier, cause most men are disgusted by the thought of bloody vaginas. All I have to say is "girl-related problems", and I usually don't have to go any further. Hurray for periods :)
so true imo. in fact, I usualy don't need an excuse from women, just being female is enough. |
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| I'm feeling work right now.. |
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| I want results, not excuses... |
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| I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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| I'm too sexy |
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| oh yeah?! come over and prove it! |
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| I'm feeling like a stud right now.. |
Best Excuses!
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