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It'S Jokes

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Sep 28, 2006 @ 11:58pm


Coolness: 510295	Post a joke.

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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 12:02am


Coolness: 136780	There was a German, an Italian and a Newfie on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot 2. to be hung 3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly). Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.) Then the Newfie said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Newfie fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Newfie said, Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?" The Newfie replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom!

	I'm feeling like having a taste right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 12:48am


Coolness: 266690	hahaahaha

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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 12:55am


Coolness: 510295	that's gold!!

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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 9:56am


Coolness: 136780	my pleasure to make you laught heres an other one =) LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS 1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember. 6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed. 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. 8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. 10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 11:51am


Coolness: 510295	eeeeeeeewwwwww :P

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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miller replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 4:41pm


Coolness: 57925	a russian, frenchman, and a canadian are all on a ship. it was a long ride so the russian started to get bored, turned to his left, picked up a case of vodka and threw it overboard. The frenchman and Canadian both yelled out " What the fuck are you doing?!?!? we could have drank that." to that the russian replies " Don't worry, in Russia we have plenty of vodka" So now the Frenchman has the bright idea to do the same thing, so he turns around and grabs a case of pastries and bread and throws it into the water. So now both the Canadian and Russian say "You idiot, we were really hungy, we could have ate that." So the Frenchman replies "Don't worry guys, in France we have plenty of pastries." So now the Canadianis feeling left out, doesen't know what to do, but then it hits him, he turns around and grabs the Frenchman and tosses him over board. To whitch the Russian says "What the fuck are you doing man, we have to save him" To which the Canadian replies "Don't worry about it, we have way too many of thoes in Canada anyways"

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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 4:55pm


Coolness: 686325	hahahahahahahaha

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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 5:00pm


Coolness: 153245	WOOOORD Miller. I'm stealing that one!

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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miller replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 5:16pm


Coolness: 57925	thats my favorite joke of all time, glad i could share

	I'm feeling like drinking right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 5:22pm


Coolness: 510295	Fun Things To Do In An Elevator: 1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 4. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 5. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral 7. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!" 8. Meow occasionally. 9. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 10. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

	I'm feeling well shaved right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Sat Sep 30, 2006 @ 2:03am


Coolness: 151195	Miller that was gold

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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Sat Sep 30, 2006 @ 8:56pm


Coolness: 123045	nice one indeed

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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miller replied on Sat Oct 14, 2006 @ 1:35pm


Coolness: 57925	did you guys hear that the pope has bird flu???? he got it from eating a cardnal i know its lame, but i just heard it at work

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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sat Oct 14, 2006 @ 2:21pm


Coolness: 510295	lol, that belonged in the Anti-Joke thread ;)

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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miller replied on Sat Oct 14, 2006 @ 2:49pm


Coolness: 57925	i forgot about that thread

	I'm feeling like drinking more right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sat Oct 14, 2006 @ 5:00pm


Coolness: 510295	:P s'all good frank aka that guy says: 58:26 I have to force quit an app to make it work dunno wich one "frank aka that guy has disconnected"

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