Joke Du Jour...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Wed Aug 23, 2006 @ 12:27pm |
 Coolness: 123050 | what does sex and a snow storm have in common?
you never know how many inches you'll get in and it could be over in a minute |
| I'm feeling disgusted right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Aug 23, 2006 @ 2:05pm |
 Coolness: 686330 | Now your remind me of Shadowrun. Aztechnology indeed!
I haven't played that in so long.. Well, the actual RPG, I play the Genesis one all the time.. Did you know about the PC/Xbox360 version coming out? [ www.youtube.com ] |
| I'm feeling sleepy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Wed Aug 23, 2006 @ 7:16pm |
 Coolness: 153250 | What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag. |
| I'm feeling cracktastic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nellboy replied on Wed Aug 23, 2006 @ 10:03pm |
 Coolness: 39490 | what's red, screams, and bumps into walls?
a child with forks in his eyes |
| I'm feeling pretty damn good right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Haha replied on Thu Aug 24, 2006 @ 11:46am |
 Coolness: 41275 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
Now your remind me of Shadowrun. Aztechnology indeed!
I haven't played that in so long.. Well, the actual RPG, I play the Genesis one all the time.. Did you know about the PC/Xbox360 version coming out? [ www.youtube.com ] Yeah but it seems more like a RPG Shooter than anything (kinda like Deus Ex, maybe?) |
| I'm feeling tsathoggual right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Aug 24, 2006 @ 11:47am |
| Coolness: 686330 | That's what I'm hoping for... Deus Ex was fuckin' cool! |
| I'm feeling sleepy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Wed Sep 6, 2006 @ 4:00pm |
 Coolness: 2749665 | Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job after 10 years?
A: Your job still sucks after 10 years. |
| I'm feeling slacky right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miller replied on Wed Sep 6, 2006 @ 4:19pm |
 Coolness: 57930 | how many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fuck It!!! lets's drink in the dark |
| I'm feeling like drinking right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Wed Sep 6, 2006 @ 5:28pm |
 Coolness: 510300 | how many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2: one to hold the light bulb and another to drink until the rooms spins. |
| I'm feeling working right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Wed Sep 6, 2006 @ 5:56pm |
 Coolness: 66040 | whats the opposite of Christopher Walkins?
Christopher Reaves! |
| I'm feeling anal tongue darts right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» a.POSFORD replied on Wed Sep 6, 2006 @ 10:54pm |
 Coolness: 76220 | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA |
| I'm feeling so hot right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nellboy replied on Thu Sep 7, 2006 @ 2:42pm |
| Coolness: 39490 | Originally Posted By MILLER HOW MANY IRISHMEN DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB? FUCK IT!!! LETS'S DRINK IN THE DARK
damn fuckin right too... i've often drank in the dark... no, but really, it's funny 'cause it's true |
| I'm feeling a biteen drunk right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Thu Sep 7, 2006 @ 7:35pm |
 Coolness: 136785 | its 2 guy on a bridge
one has green hair and the other one doesnt give a funk |
| I'm feeling enlarge my penis right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Thu Sep 7, 2006 @ 8:19pm |
| Coolness: 66040 | not funny |
| I'm feeling anal tongue darts right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice replied on Fri Sep 8, 2006 @ 10:30am |
 Coolness: 76995 | a doctor says to his patient: sir, im affraid you have irreversible damage to your reproductive system. we're going to have to amputate.
the man, says something uniteligable, breaks down and cries like a small, unloved baby. ... wheres the anti joke thread anyway? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» madamme_sara replied on Fri Sep 8, 2006 @ 8:35pm |
| Coolness: 38640 | a guy walks into a bar ... he says "ouch" |
| I'm feeling horny 4 grasp right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Fri Sep 8, 2006 @ 9:04pm |
| Coolness: 66040 | this guy farted and it smelled like dog food |
| I'm feeling anal tongue darts right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» madamme_sara replied on Fri Sep 8, 2006 @ 9:29pm |
| Coolness: 38640 | it was u cuz u just ate dog food |
| I'm feeling horny 4 grasp right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Mon Sep 11, 2006 @ 10:57am |
| Coolness: 510300 | or was the dog food really processed turkey? |
| I'm feeling poor right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou replied on Tue Sep 12, 2006 @ 12:19am |
| Coolness: 136785 | Sur la route des vacances, un couple de personnes âgées s'arrête à une station de services.
Le pompiste arrive et demande : - Bonjour. Je vous fais le plein ? - Oui allez-y, répond le vieux monsieur La vieille dame demande alors : - Qu'est-ce qu'y dit ? - Y DEMANDAIT SI ON VOULAIT FAIRE LE PLEIN, répond le vieux en criant. Le pompiste demande : - Alors, vous allez où comme ça ? - On va passer les vacances à Saint Tropez, dans la villa de notre fils, répond le vieux. La vieille dame demande alors : - Qu'est-ce qu'y dit ? - Y DEMANDAIT OÙ ON ALLAIT. JE LUI AI DIT QU'ON ALLAIT À SAINT TROPEZ Le pompiste : - Vous avez de la chance. Vous allez avoir du beau temps pour les 15 jours qui viennent - Qu'est-ce qu'y dit ? - Y DIT QU'Y FERA BEAU LA-BAS Le pompiste : - Et où habitez vous quand vous n'êtes pas en vacances ? - On habite Brie-Comte-Robert, répond le vieux - Ah ouais?! J'ai connu une fille de Brie-Comte-Robert un jour. Elle ne pouvait pas s'arrêter de parler, et en plus elle était nulle au lit. Vraiment, ce n’était pas une affaire ! La vieille : - Qu'est-ce qu'y dit ? - Y DIT QU'Y TE CONNAIS BIEN! |
| I'm feeling hes not my boyfriend right now.. | |
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