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| gore !!!!!!! |
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| I'm feeling hussle-grind right now.. |
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| Quelle est la différence entre un chat et un bébé?
Le chat, tu fais pas exprès de l'écraser... |
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| I'm feeling cthulhu's tentacles right now.. |
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| what's harder than nailing a baby to a wall?
my dick while i'm doing it... |
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| I'm feeling the pressure right now.. |
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| ewwwwww,thts gross! Update » Dark_Angel_2 wrote on Sat Aug 19, 2006 @ 2:27pm hard cock n babies dont mix, lol |
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| ya, sorry... it does cross the line a bit... that's why it's funny i suppose, it's so incredibly wrong... but i honestly can say that i don't know any clean jokes (i.e. ones that i could tell to my own mother) that make me laugh... |
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| ya no joke that u can tell ur mom r funny, i get that :-) |
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| I'm feeling up ur girl right now.. |
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| ESPECIALLY not 'yo momma' jokes... they're off limits where mothers are concerned!!! ;) |
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| I told the dead babies jokes to my mom.
She didn't really like it, found it gross lol.
Well ok, being a mom, she had babies (ben kin!), so maybe when you have babies it makes you more sensitive to these things...
Still. Dead babies jokes are fun. :D |
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| ya its true, i used to laugh at dead baby jokes, now(cause im a mom) im like "nooooooooooooo, poor precious baby....whyyyyyyyy????" wahhhhhhhhhhh, lol. |
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| I'm feeling up ur girl right now.. |
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| What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
One's a stiff for going in the other for going out |
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| I'm feeling sad to leave nyc right now.. |
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| what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson?
neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon.... and michael jackson fucks little children! |
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| I'm feeling hungover again right now.. |
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| how do you stop a dead baby from falling through a manhole?
throw a spear through it's head |
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| I'm feeling sad to leave nyc right now.. |
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| awww thts soo mean! lol |
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| I'm feeling up ur girl right now.. |
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| Why were the Incas so adept at pleasuring each other rectally?
Because they had highly advanced Asstech-nology |
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| I'm feeling sleepy right now.. |
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| Ooouuuffff... ;) |
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| I'm feeling cthulhu's tentacles right now.. |
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| ouf indeed |
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| I've Starved and I've Suffered and I've Parted the Sea Just to Find That Your Bush Wasn't Burnin' For Me. -Moses |
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| LOL |
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| I'm feeling cthulhu's tentacles right now.. |
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| what did spck find in the toilet of the starship enterprise?
captains log! |
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| Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
Why were the Incas so adept at pleasuring each other rectally?
Now your remind me of Shadowrun. Aztechnology indeed!
Because they had highly advanced Asstech-nology
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| I'm feeling azathothic right now.. |
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