Warning To All Girls
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| IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS! THIS IS A SCAM - HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS. A LARGE NUMBER OF UNSUSPECTING WOMEN AND SOME MEN HAVE ALREADY BEEN TAKEN IN BY THIS SO WE URGE YOU TO TAKE EVERY PRECAUTION. |
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| damn.....2 late for me! |
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| A survey I had once read in an old playboy (yes, I actually read the articles 'cause they were DAMN funny. Real porn was in SWANK) said that if you ask a woman to show you her navel and she does, right as she's lifting her shirt ask to see her breast and there's a 95% chance that she'll do it, because most women are uncomfortable about showing their stomach (in case someone finds them fat) and if they're comfortable enough to show you their stomach, there's a good chance they'll be "open" for the suggestion and just lift their shirt all the way up on impulse.
I gotta learn to use punctuation now... |
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| I dont answer my door. I live in westmount. My MAID does it.
She also wipes my ass. |
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| my maid wipes kafwin's maid's ass |
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| awwwwww yyyyeeeeaa. |
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| very well, if you don't answer your door why not ask here.
Can i see you boobs? it's uh, for a survey.. yeah. |
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| *unzips her sweater, lifts her shirt and flashesthe screen*...there..happy? |
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| pfft i saw that already *yawns* |
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| hahhahaahaha..shuddup you virgin. |
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| oops |
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| I didn't know you were bored of them..I guess that means you dont mind me taking away your privelige to touch them. |
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| !!! |
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| HAHAHA |
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| hahahahahaa |
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| it is your privilege for you to get touched by me |
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| ppffft.. |
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| *gets the popcorn* |
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| *steals ian popcorn*
bitch you should know better.... |
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| *pours nasty tasting stuff in pat's stolen popcorn*
fool! and the president of the NRA said: THOUS SHALT NOT STEAL! |
Warning To All Girls
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