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Funniest Junk Mail I Ever Got
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FRANKB replied on Mon Jan 9, 2006 @ 4:12pm |
 Coolness: 104020 | FROM THE DESK OF MR DAUDU ONI
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER FOREIGN- REMITTANCE DEPT. AFRICAN DEVELOPEMENT BANK .(ADB) Dear friend, I am the manager of bill and exchange department of african developement bank. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$15.5 US dollars (fiftheen million five hundred thousand US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in November 2002 in aplane crash. Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlings and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and i don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after four years, the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. I agree that 30% of this money will be for yours as a respect to the provision of a foriegn account , 10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60% would be for as i will be coming over to you for sharing and investment. Thereafter, I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated. Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location wherein the money will be remitted. Upon receipt of your reply, I will help you to fill the text of application and secretly summit it to the bank on your behalf as the next of kin. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter. Trusting to hear from you immediately.And for your information you are going to spend some money that is the major point we needed your help because there are some documents to back up our cliams which a Lawyer will get for us so that the transfer will be made very fast. Your faithfully MR DAUDU ONI. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kishmay_Pinas replied on Mon Jan 9, 2006 @ 4:32pm |
 Coolness: 103940 | What rock have you been living under the last 15 years. I get like 5 of these a week. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide replied on Mon Jan 9, 2006 @ 7:02pm |
 Coolness: 75955 | Dude... roll with it like Neoform... see how far you can take that shit! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Mon Jan 9, 2006 @ 11:38pm |
 Coolness: 194710 | How's this for a funnier or at least weirder one (real email making fun of spams like this from a buddy ):
-- Permit me to introduce myself as the son of the late Nigerian pornstar HooTu Fauk. I discovered your email after entering a search string for emotionally stifled, pre-menopausal oxydoxons trapped in beige suburbs of North America. I am looking to transfer $64,000,000 in Congolese currency (approx. $11.70 canadian) to an upstanding canadian citizen with a MoneyMart account. The agreement being that said woman would subsequently marry me thereby fascilitating my emigration from Ontario to Quebec. She must also agree to star in no less than seven hard-core adult Home Improvement videos to be shot in various locations in or around Tadoussac. Please respond if this opportunity holds any appeal. --- |
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