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You Know Your Drunk When..
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| and special! |
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| I'm feeling mondays right now.. |
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| ... |
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| I'm feeling gassy... oooo right now.. |
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| when the next day you find all the stupid thingz you posted on a public message board |
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| I'm feeling tired of death right now.. |
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| ... actually, that's when you're sober. |
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| I'm feeling gassy... oooo right now.. |
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| When you totally don't remember starting a zoidberg dancing competition and puking all over your friend's bathtub and beyond.
*cough* |
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| I'm feeling confused about beef right now.. |
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| Fuck, I did that once...
*Woop woooop woooop wooop woop* |
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| I'm feeling gassy... oooo right now.. |
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| when on new year's eve, you end up getting it on with your best friend while being filmed by a group of strangers, and then you get it on with naughty twins and force them to do it with each other, and then you film your best friend getting it on with a guy, and then you go puke, and then you come back to drink some more, and then you get involved into massive orgy fueled by booze and other substances, and then you view the footage and realise you did it with your best friend "EEEEEEW" but on the other side it was like grade A porn movie, and then it gets all blurry, and then you end up having breakfast with your best friend, laughing at each other. AW, good old high school |
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| I'm feeling happy right now.. |
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| Might I inquire as to where someone might get ahold of such footage? |
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| I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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| 10$ for VHS, 20$ for DVD with the out takes |
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| I'm feeling mondays right now.. |
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| Tempting offer,... how about I give you 30 if you include the comedy sequel entitled "The Morning After". |
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| I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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| u know when you're drunk when ..
u keep on sayin' out loud that u arent ! LOL |
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| I'm feeling screwed up right now.. |
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| or you keep on saying out loud that you are!
me at Amazone: "I am SOOOOOOO drunk :P" |
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| I'm feeling tuesdays?! right now.. |
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| when your makin out with a chick and then vomit out the window and then keep makin out,and no one notices a thing. |
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| I'm feeling new tunes up right now.. |
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| I just thought of that scene from 40 yr old virgin where the drunk chick pukes the daiquiri in buddy's face and lets him know that she's still willing to fuck if he's interested. |
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| I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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| gold ! |
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| I'm feeling screwed up right now.. |
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| when you manage to have an intelligent conversation with me |
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| I'm feeling butterflies right now.. |
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| when you get yelled at for doing something that, as far as you're concerned, isn't even possible. |
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| I'm feeling tuesdays?! right now.. |
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| When you're babbling incoherantly while getting head and suddenly you hear the girl say: "Hey! Thats not my name you bastard..." |
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| I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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| When you feel a sharp pain in your face yell "JENNA U IDIOT Y DID U HIT ME..." Look around the room and notice she's not even with you... "Waaaiit... How did I get on the floor?!" |
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| I'm feeling ... right now.. |
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| wow |
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| I'm feeling up right now.. |
You Know Your Drunk When..
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