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Best Speach Ever Made By Man Kind!:d
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» X_Sasha_X replied on Sun May 8, 2005 @ 4:50pm |
This Speach Somehow Makes me so proude to live here, In our AMAZING Province of QUEBEC
I'm not unemployed, or smuggling cigarette across the border. I don't eat Pepsi and Mae Wests for breakfast. I don't watch the hockey game doin' it doggy style. And non, I don't know Claude, Manon or Francois et Abitibi Temiscamingue; but I'm sure dey all 'ave nice teeth. I smoke in church. I speak Quebecois and Joual; not French or Hanglish; and I pronounce it 'turd', not 'third'. And eating french fries with cheese makes sense, mon osti; I believe in distinct society as long as someone else pays for it. I believe in language police, not equal rights. And coliss, I believe that "Club Super Sexe" is an appropriate place for my wife and me to celebrate our anniversaire! What da hell, she goes on at ten anyway! In Quebec, the Stanley Cup actually comes round more often than Halley's Comet. I can get beer at the depanneur, not at the convenience store. And maybe I can't turn right on a red light, but tabarnac, I can go right through it! Because Quebec is the world's largest producer of maple syrup, the home of Celine Dion and Roch Voisine; The land where everybody is shackin' up, and the legal drinking age is just a suggestion. Je m'appelle Guy - and I am not Canadian. Mautadit tabarnac ostie... Merci Salut la visite! (you can download it in my music section) |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» X_Sasha_X replied on Sun May 8, 2005 @ 7:02pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun May 8, 2005 @ 9:57pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lone_Star replied on Sun May 8, 2005 @ 10:28pm |
I know people that have trouble writing English but… I've never seen someone putting majuscules in words for no apparent reason. That's hardcore. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Sun May 8, 2005 @ 10:30pm |
thats a song... they used to play it on mix96 i think... well not a song but they used to have it as something funny to play... |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Boozer replied on Mon May 9, 2005 @ 1:58pm |
thats really old tho.. i think every single person on this site heard it million times |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FRANKB replied on Mon May 9, 2005 @ 5:36pm |
Best Speach Ever Made By Man Kind!:d
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