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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Wed Apr 13, 2005 @ 6:49pm |
 Coolness: 194760 | I'm sure many of you knew this before, but I just discovered it.. and immediately thought of ravewave :)
[ www.insultmonger.com ] here to start it also has [ www.insultmonger.com ] in multiple languages . Mad funny. Ano sutorippaa wa ore no me no mammae de suitichi o irete yagatta. Watashi no chinko kata - Demio Kazamesa Teka, Baita. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Wed Apr 13, 2005 @ 6:51pm |
 Coolness: 300060 | You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.
You read like a gimpzoid teenager splashing spit onto the monitor. Don’t you ever have a point beyond giving your fingers some exercise by dancing them randomly over the keyboard? Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live." If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if your face wasn't so ugly that visitors to the Ugly Palace pay money NOT to see you. Who am I kidding? You would. Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Wed Apr 13, 2005 @ 6:58pm |
| Coolness: 194760 | Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.
Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a wig to hide to the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn to control the slobbering. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic." If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine, or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck. No, come to think of it, you would. In closing, I helpfully suggest that you support your local Search & Rescue Unit, and get lost. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Wed Apr 13, 2005 @ 8:34pm |
 Coolness: 151195 | Ferme donc ta câlisse de grande yeule sale mon ostie de tabarnack!
Just when I think, "Surely this person has reached and encapsulates the limits of Internet tedium" you go and push the boundary even further. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency. I don't know what makes you such a worthless poster, but it really works! Does your train of thought have a caboose? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you'd had enough oxygen at birth; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine, or if you didn't have a face like a boiled Octopus. No, come to think of it, you would. In closing, why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself? Gros crisse de plein de merde, ton père a fouré ta mère tellement fort, que tu suçais des queues déjà quand t'étais un foetus. Calisse de Tabarnack, vas jouer dans le traffique, sti d'pepsi. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Wed Apr 13, 2005 @ 10:11pm |
 Coolness: 202850 | Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.
Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live." Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat that your clothes come in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us!, or if you didn't have a face that people rub tree branches on to make ugly sticks. Nah, of course you would. You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Thu Apr 14, 2005 @ 1:52am |
 Coolness: 159855 | Your posts are the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.
I suppose I should have some sympathy for your handicap. You are obviously paralyzed from the neck up. You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic." Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if your brain cells weren't on the Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that you look like The Michelin Man man on steroids, or if you didn't have a face designed exclusively for radio. Who am I kidding? You would. To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you guys. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Thu Apr 14, 2005 @ 8:55am |
| Coolness: 194760 | Psonyk, I think you mean "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot" ;)
on that note I would like to bust a little foreign insultory rhyme: Pook Gai So Hai Ni male ge bi, Chi wo de shi Ni you piao liang de lv mao zi, Fang pi. (hint to anyone bored enough to decipger the last paragraph, the last line translates to 'you have a pretty green hat, let your ass go' :lol ) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DAVETOTHEGRAVE replied on Thu Apr 14, 2005 @ 10:37am |
 Coolness: 50520 | why make things so complicated when you could just say... Shut the fuck up. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Thu Apr 14, 2005 @ 10:50am |
 Coolness: 145935 | my shit don't need the help of a machine this stuff comes straight from the heart
tool! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Thu Apr 14, 2005 @ 11:09am |
 Coolness: 72170 | yah i'm with tardcore |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Thu Apr 14, 2005 @ 11:12am |
 Coolness: 472540 | u need insults ?? call me |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» The_Deamon replied on Thu Apr 14, 2005 @ 11:27am |
 Coolness: 50390 | moi je jure sur l' insulta-truc virtuel de [ ciboire.com ]
Example : Cher président intergalactique des plus caves de l'Univers, espèce de gros fils de pute en chaleur. Mon chien veut même plus chier sur ton terrain depuis qu'il sait que t'es juste un spermatozoïde de lesbienne qui se crosse dans les pages des brassières du catalogue Sears! Mon pénis se gorge de sang à la vision de t'installer sans anesthésie des implants mamaires remplis de Jello à la cerise dans un film de cul le soir à TQS juste pour le fun câlisse. J'arrive toujours pas à croire que tu es le résultat du vainqueur d'une course de plusieurs millions de spermatozoïdes! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» IMDeadAlready replied on Fri Apr 15, 2005 @ 11:04am |
 Coolness: 46360 | I |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» earthyspirit replied on Fri Apr 15, 2005 @ 5:55pm |
 Coolness: 230410 | installing component [ bridge-c46.ca ] wtf? |
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