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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 7:43pm
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not by my standards
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 7:43pm
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Originally posted by SCOTTYP...

I don't take low blows on people man and I especially don't have a reason to with you right now


saving them for when they do the most damage?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 7:50pm
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you'd have to piss me off pretty bad, there's some shit I just don't say to people.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 7:51pm
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meh, to be honnest you don't really know anything about me that i would care if you told to everyone.

really. i have few secrets that i care to keep from the public.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» TONES replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 7:56pm
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spill yer guts
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 8:20pm
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i shave my balls.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 10:09pm
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Originally posted by DJNEOFORM...

meh, to be honnest you don't really know anything about me that i would care if you told to everyone.

really. i have few secrets that i care to keep from the public.


Since when has anyone had respect for anyone around here?

and since when did it matter wether it was true or not.

Ya'll suck.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 10:37pm
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LMAO!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 10:39pm
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To bad i'm against pro-choice.

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, GOD WILL HATE US FOR WASTING SPERM!!

SPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BOBDYLAN replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 10:46pm
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DRAMA
Spray [ rave.ca ]
Rave lover courts the lay,
Raver shootin', almost complaining,
Again, again that tender part,DRAMA
Surely touch'u'r heart
Wha kills me wi' disdaining,
Say, say wa' thy little mate unkind?
And heard thee as the careless wind?
DRAMA
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter replied on Wed Mar 9, 2005 @ 9:41pm
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met this meth that
drama this drama that
i got hit in the face with a baseball bat
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Thu Mar 10, 2005 @ 10:10am
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DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, GOD WILL HATE US FOR WASTING SPERM!

Do not waste food, eat it!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Thu Mar 10, 2005 @ 10:12am
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sperm = food?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Thu Mar 10, 2005 @ 11:13am
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sommmeeeebody likes bukkake...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Morphine replied on Thu Mar 10, 2005 @ 11:37am
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sperm CAN be food.

an average ejaculated load contains about 15 calories. thats 0.6% of the caloric intake of the average north american (2500 calories approx.).
so, if one were to only eat semen, then 166.6 average "loads" would have to be eaten per day to hit the average 2500 calories.

semen is composed of the following ingredients:

aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine,
cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid,
fructose, glucose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid,
magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic
acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin
B12, and zinc.

noteworthy factoid: seeing as there is alot of zinc in semen, a significant portion of the entire human body's zinc content can be depleted by ejaculating. zinc is lost at an average of 13mg per ejaculation. an average daily intake of zinc is 9mg's.

taste:

n general, nutritionists say that alkaline-based foods such as meats and fish produce a butter, fish taste. Dairy products, which contain a high bacterial putrefaction level create the foulest tasting fluids by far. A lot of sources say (correctly) that by far the worst food to produce a bad smell and taste for semen is asparagus. Acidic fruits, such as sweets, fruits, and alcohol give bodily fluids a pleasant, sugary flavour. Chemically processed liquors will cause an extremely acidic taste.

amusing anecdote:

In a biology class, the prof was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A young female raised her hand and asked "If I understand you correctly, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in male semen?"

"That's correct", responded the prof.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, and the girl's face turned bright red as she realised exactly what she had said. She picked up her books and walked out of class.

As she was going out the door, the Prof, always the educator, replied with a straight face "It doesn't taste sweet, because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue."
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter replied on Thu Mar 10, 2005 @ 11:39am
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denis and josh eat well
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Morphine replied on Thu Mar 10, 2005 @ 11:42am
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being a gracious host i'll see that you get a good meal the next time youre over nter.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Thu Mar 10, 2005 @ 11:46am
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it's funny cuz its true..bahah
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino replied on Thu Mar 10, 2005 @ 11:49am
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! THAT JHILARIOSU!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter replied on Thu Mar 10, 2005 @ 9:54pm
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denis LOOOOVES the cayck!!
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