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Give Me Your Best Mama Jokes
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ufot replied on Tue Feb 1, 2005 @ 4:03pm |
 Coolness: 93785 | Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection. Ps- [ www.ahajokes.com ] Ufot-Booyah! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cinderella_soul replied on Tue Feb 1, 2005 @ 6:17pm |
 Coolness: 56885 | Originally posted by KATIE...
I really dont get the bubble gum one... Sorry if someone already gave this interpretation. She's so fat and thus who would hire her and so she sells bubble gum (she's so fat she could neither think to sell anything better or get anything but bubble gum). She sells it for 5 cents because no one would buy from her because she was so fat. You know how people can be about fat people. It's like they got kuddies or something. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Choda_Bean replied on Tue Feb 1, 2005 @ 6:30pm |
 Coolness: 220655 | what?? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cinderella_soul replied on Tue Feb 1, 2005 @ 6:34pm |
| Coolness: 56885 | Originally posted by DJ DIALECT...
what?? are you saying what to what I said. Well, if you are, then I was giving my interpretation of a particular momma joke and I think it makes sense in the context of capitalist society, don't you? My writing was a little sloppy and rushed perhaps you did not understnad at all. In that case, let me know. By the way I listened to one of your mixes or tracks?-- the one feat bruce smith. I think |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Choda_Bean replied on Tue Feb 1, 2005 @ 6:39pm |
| Coolness: 220655 | i dont think a joke like that, has anything to do with contexts of capitalist society....????
its a yo mamma joke...cmon!!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Tue Feb 1, 2005 @ 6:40pm |
 Coolness: 202800 | jokes don't need to much thinking |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cinderella_soul replied on Tue Feb 1, 2005 @ 6:59pm |
| Coolness: 56885 | some jokes are like that. prolly most jokes are like that. I agree though you shouldn't half to reason out what I reasoned just to get the joke.
Make a clean and simple... and nobody will get hurt. Can you imagine if people started thinking? Don't please. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BA_Baracus replied on Tue Feb 1, 2005 @ 7:28pm |
 Coolness: 121720 | yeah that bubble gum one is rather confusing, its probably not the right wording or something
heres the only 1 i can think of right now yo mama's so dumb, i told her to make up her mind and she put lipstick on her forehead! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cinderella_soul replied on Tue Feb 1, 2005 @ 7:31pm |
| Coolness: 56885 | Originally posted by PETERPARKER...
yeah that bubble gum one is rather confusing, its probably not the right wording or something heres the only 1 i can think of right now yo mama's so dumb, i told her to make up her mind and she put lipstick on her forehead! I actually laughed at that. You're probably right about the wording though. It's all about the wording. I'm dying to know what you look like. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» darthpapara replied on Wed Feb 2, 2005 @ 12:50pm |
 Coolness: 37025 | Your mama's so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it.
Your mama's so fat, her waist size is Equator. Your mama's so fat, she jumped up and she got stuck. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lone_Star replied on Wed Feb 2, 2005 @ 1:16pm |
 Coolness: 153740 | Your mama's so fat, she's skinny.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yes! I so want to become a comedian. bitches. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ADP replied on Wed Feb 2, 2005 @ 1:22pm |
 Coolness: 37420 | your mama is so stupid that she jumped off a cliff to see if her maxi-pad had wings |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cinderella_soul replied on Wed Feb 2, 2005 @ 7:07pm |
| Coolness: 56885 | your mama's so fat that when you were born they thought you were shortening. |
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