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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Mon Dec 13, 2004 @ 3:04am
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[ www.ananova.com ]

Toilet computer warns users

A cultural centre in Amsterdam has installed sensors in its toilets that tell users if they're taking too much time.

The sensors, linked to a computer called Private room 02, have been installed at the Cultural Centre De Balie.

Toilet users will also be given a reminder if they fail to flush the toilet, smoke, don't put up the toilet seat, or use to much toilet paper.

Inventor Leonard Van Munster said if sensors in the toilet feel someone is trying to make a mess, they'll be warned to leave it tidy, says the nu.nl website.

He added: "The computer has developed its own moods. Sometimes he doesn't say anything, but will then suddenly start to sigh.

"And when someone is spending a lot of time in the little room, one can hear him make funny remarks such as 'Do you know that during this 50 minutes you've spent in the toilet, 50 people have died in wars all over the world?'", Van Munster added.

He said he's also working with a number of others to compose a special beat for people on the toilet. "I want them to feel at ease in the little room."
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Mon Dec 13, 2004 @ 11:10am
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LOL! good one!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lone_Star replied on Mon Dec 13, 2004 @ 12:52pm
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You want them to feel at ease but you invent a computer saying you're taking too long when you're taking a shit?

Interesting.

Furthermore, if my sister is yelling at me why would I listen to a tin-can machine?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Mon Dec 13, 2004 @ 2:06pm
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Yeah... funny...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Dec 14, 2004 @ 3:15am
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They invented a toilet a couple years ago that played music while you were on it and it would clean itself.
Now thats a toilet... I wonder if they make em gold plated.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Wed Dec 15, 2004 @ 11:48am
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haha dla musique de bol!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Tue Dec 21, 2004 @ 11:47pm
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ouais serieusement.....my toilet bol already handles music
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Wed Dec 22, 2004 @ 7:56pm
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Moi y bloque tout le temps...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Wed Dec 22, 2004 @ 8:19pm
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c paske tu lache des gros étronc!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lone_Star replied on Wed Dec 22, 2004 @ 8:34pm
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No girls always abuse the toilet paper... it's a proven scientific fact.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Wed Dec 22, 2004 @ 10:07pm
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my butt fait d'la musique
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Thu Dec 23, 2004 @ 5:15am
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Girls DONT poo. THATS a scientific fact.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Thu Dec 23, 2004 @ 5:19am
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I agree. Except for aerial raver
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Thu Dec 23, 2004 @ 1:58pm
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evil :lol
Nah if we abuse toilet paper..
C'est à cause qu'on pisse assis pis que ça leak un peu partout... (sorry for details ;))
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lone_Star replied on Thu Dec 23, 2004 @ 8:07pm
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AWWWWW GEEZ
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Dec 23, 2004 @ 10:42pm
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yeah seriously barf
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Fri Dec 24, 2004 @ 1:22am
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I would not mind a golden shower :)
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Fri Dec 24, 2004 @ 2:10am
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i would hack the toilet and reprogram it to yell something like "I DONT HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SHIT!" ot "YOURE A REAL ASSHOLE!" etc... hehehe
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Fri Dec 24, 2004 @ 10:28am
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lol sowy if I traumatized you :lol

Zeev yah good idea :b
"you're a real asshole!"
Like... Take it literally...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PaT_ replied on Sun Jan 9, 2005 @ 11:20am
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Originally posted by THOG...

I would not mind a golden shower :)


anytime noah
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