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| [ www.ananova.com ]
Toilet computer warns users
A cultural centre in Amsterdam has installed sensors in its toilets that tell users if they're taking too much time.
The sensors, linked to a computer called Private room 02, have been installed at the Cultural Centre De Balie.
Toilet users will also be given a reminder if they fail to flush the toilet, smoke, don't put up the toilet seat, or use to much toilet paper.
Inventor Leonard Van Munster said if sensors in the toilet feel someone is trying to make a mess, they'll be warned to leave it tidy, says the nu.nl website.
He added: "The computer has developed its own moods. Sometimes he doesn't say anything, but will then suddenly start to sigh.
"And when someone is spending a lot of time in the little room, one can hear him make funny remarks such as 'Do you know that during this 50 minutes you've spent in the toilet, 50 people have died in wars all over the world?'", Van Munster added.
He said he's also working with a number of others to compose a special beat for people on the toilet. "I want them to feel at ease in the little room." |
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| LOL! good one! |
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| You want them to feel at ease but you invent a computer saying you're taking too long when you're taking a shit?
Interesting.
Furthermore, if my sister is yelling at me why would I listen to a tin-can machine? |
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| Yeah... funny... |
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| They invented a toilet a couple years ago that played music while you were on it and it would clean itself.
Now thats a toilet... I wonder if they make em gold plated. |
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| haha dla musique de bol! |
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| ouais serieusement.....my toilet bol already handles music |
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| Moi y bloque tout le temps... |
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| c paske tu lache des gros étronc! |
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| No girls always abuse the toilet paper... it's a proven scientific fact. |
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| my butt fait d'la musique |
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| Girls DONT poo. THATS a scientific fact. |
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| I agree. Except for aerial raver |
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| evil :lol
Nah if we abuse toilet paper..
C'est à cause qu'on pisse assis pis que ça leak un peu partout... (sorry for details ;)) |
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| AWWWWW GEEZ |
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| yeah seriously barf |
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| I would not mind a golden shower :) |
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| i would hack the toilet and reprogram it to yell something like "I DONT HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SHIT!" ot "YOURE A REAL ASSHOLE!" etc... hehehe |
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| lol sowy if I traumatized you :lol
Zeev yah good idea :b
"you're a real asshole!"
Like... Take it literally... |
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| Originally posted by THOG...
I would not mind a golden shower :)
anytime noah |
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