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Dog Eats Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis
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| Romanian mistakenly cuts off penis, dog eats it
04 Oct 2004 13:52:15 GMT
BUCHAREST, Oct 4 (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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| that kind of thing happens in romania all the time.... |
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| yah i heard neoform ate his penis once ;) |
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| [ alertnet.org ] is actually owned by Reuters.. so I'd consider it pretty reliable. It only happened 15 hrs ago so it'll probably be on other news later |
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| how the hell did i get involved in this?! |
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| neoform is an eunuch he has an 4 octave soprano voice |
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| such poor grammar. horrible. |
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| You didn’t capitalize the first word of either of your “sentences”.
That means you are surely a loser in life. |
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| the way i see it, capital letters are infact a thing of the past, there is no longer a need to capitalize the first letter of a sentence. |
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| Why the hell was his penis in the vacinity of a chikens neck that was about to be cut off?
Sucks but to be that stupid you gotta deserve it. |
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| for serious |
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| maybe chickens turn him on, maybe he pulled a wack.lol, i find its hilarious.lol |
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| it is hilarious!
i just wish the dog didnt eat it and that a kid at mcdees would pull it out of his nuggets one day |
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| Originally posted by KATIE...
Why the hell was his penis in the vacinity of a chikens neck that was about to be cut off?
Sucks but to be that stupid you gotta deserve it.
This has to do with the way butches cut chicken's neck in general...
One of my great grandpas back in Ukraine was a butcher. He used to secure the chicken between his knees, pull on its head (stretching the neck) with one hand and cut it with the other.
Of course this doesnt explain the dude being NAKED when cutting a chicken's neck as well as STRETCHING AND CUTTING HIS OWN WEEWEE instead.
I guess he was really sleepy.. geez |
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| knife near crotch = stupid
knife near crotch while naked = incredibly stupid |
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| Hey , that happened to me !!! |
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| The article neglects to mention if this guy was intoxicated on anything,...my guess if that he probably was. |
Dog Eats Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis
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