we interrupt this program with a special bulltin.
america is now under martial law.
all constitutionnal right has been suspended
stay in your homes
do attempt to contact loves ones, insurances agents or attorneys
shut up!
do not attempt to think or depression may occur
stay in your homes
curfew is at 7:00 pm sharp after work
anyone cought outside the gates of their subdivision after curfew, will be shot
remain calm
do not panic
your neibourhood watch officer will be by to collect your urine samples in the morning
anyone caught interfering with the collection of specimen viles , will be shot
houses will be inspected for traces elements at noon
anyone who fails to display the prescribed embossed black velvet mexican painting of alexander haig on their living room wall , will be shot
cameras and surveillance equipment will be posted on all lamp post and street lights
anyone who fails to attend worship services on sunday, will be promptly arrested and dispatched to the nearest reeducation resort
stay in your homes, remain calm
the number one enemy of progress is questions
national security is more important that individual will
all sports broadcast will proceed as usuall
no more than two people may gather anywhere without permission
use only the drugs prescribed by your boss or supervisor
shut up!
be happy!
obey all orders without question
shut up!
the comfort you've demanded is now mandatory
relax!
be happy!
relax!
be happy!
alas everything is done for you