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| Much more on things such as human sacrifice, bestiality, necrophilia, eating babies and even how flat chested women are shamefull to the lord:
The XXX Rated Bible |
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| 3. Are erotic dreams sinful?
No. However, involuntary dreams about sexual activities can lead to sexual fantasies, especially in connection with masturbation. Dwelling on a sexual fantasy (with or without masturbation) about someone who is not your spouse is always wrong as it can lead directly to lust.
A virgin male may have an erotic dream because of an accumulation of semen in the seminal vesicles. Such a dream often results in an ejaculation. This is sometimes known in the vernacular as a "wet dream". Such dreams may be triggered by sexually-stimulating awake activities such as petting, using erotic literature, or watching sexually-explicit movies or television programs.
The answer to erotic dreams is two-fold: a) while awake, keep your thoughts pure and don't indulge in sexual fantasies; and, b) when you awake from an erotic dream, don't keep thinking about it. Ask the Holy Spirit to purge the memory of that dream from your consciousness and think about other things. John Wesley is reported to have said that you can't stop the birds from flying over your head but you can keep them from building a nest in your hair. |
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| Fuck.
*throws out a tissue*
I'm goin' to hell. |
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| alright I'll see you guys in hell |
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| hehe have any of u seen the doc "Hell House"? It played at cinema du par a few weeks ago, basically the idea was this fundamentalist church in the US makes a haunted house on haloween to scare kids straight..one of the funniest parts was the "rave scene" in the haunted house, hehe i'm not making this up, u gotta check this movie out |
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| I read about it in the fag rag halloween week. People think that haunted house thing is new, but they've been doing it for ever.
Fuckin' bible-junkies have to try and ruin everything for everyone.
Doing god's work is the best thing in life? Obviously these are people who have never had a good fuck.
Sex is the best thing in life. Better than the best book, the best music, the best car. Everything you do in this world is just something to pass the time untill your next lay.
The worst blowjob you've ever had is better than, say, the best opera in the world or the most beautiful sunrise or the sound of children laughing. |
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| altho sex can be great, i seriously don't agree with those statements at all.
what a sad life that would be. |
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| I'm going to hell, who's coming wit me?? |
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| I think all of us are... |
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| i'm gonna go to hell anyways |
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| Seriously, anyone who considers the Bible a legitimate source of sexual morality is either ignorant or sick:
"If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay 50 pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her" (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
Yes this is a real quote look it up. So, according to the Bible, next time I see a hot chick I should just rape her and then get married..course if I got tired of her I could always get me a few more wives, after all Solomon had 700. So, good religious people, start collecting ur silver!! |
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| damn, I need me some silver. Start up my own harem. |
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