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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» djAmalgam replied on Sat May 15, 2004 @ 2:23pm |
 Coolness: 106480 | A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?" Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course." American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American has a smirk on his face. The Canadian listens in silence. The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" Canadian: "Of Course." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada." The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?" American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk. Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" American: "We throw them away, of course." Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America." |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» tuesmondieu replied on Sat May 15, 2004 @ 2:58pm |
 Coolness: 95015 | HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Sat May 15, 2004 @ 3:42pm |
 Coolness: 82380 | Stupid americans... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashtraygirl replied on Sat May 15, 2004 @ 5:23pm |
 Coolness: 90175 | =) nice one. i especially hate americans today after a shitty day at work |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Sat May 15, 2004 @ 6:09pm |
| Coolness: 82380 | I Love the fact that I only have to deal with Canadian accounts at my work... I think its cause we're generally more polite.
A Canadian will negotiate the invoice professionally and apologize if there was a miscommunication on the account whereas an American will say "Y'all sent us an invoice & I ain't payin' it, fuck you... " then again there are always the few exceptions. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Sat May 15, 2004 @ 6:54pm |
 Coolness: 155365 | shmamericans... can always point em out in the streets. Lol.... hahaha on friday night..there was a group of americans ...all decked out in cowboy hats and matching hawaii shirts, shorts n flip flops.. wrong wrongwrong |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lone_Star replied on Sat May 15, 2004 @ 9:25pm |
 Coolness: 153745 | You should have burnt them... everyone in the world: humiliate our american tourists even if by doing so will effect our economy!
Or not. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Hhm replied on Sun May 16, 2004 @ 12:07pm |
| Coolness: 56705 | i like the american tourists who come like durin winter time..and walk around the street in T-Shirts...wtf...idiots |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» hayley replied on Sun May 16, 2004 @ 12:21pm |
 Coolness: 83335 | its funyn cuz u know right away theyre american: button down shirts, crew cuts, dress shoes or really ugly running shoes, no neck (steroidal disorder for football) and a general, "im better than you" attitude. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Sun May 16, 2004 @ 1:12pm |
| Coolness: 155365 | ahaha^^ itds funny cuz its true..
and a "ya know how ta git to ste catherine street?" ..---"uhh..yer on it" (trying to be nice for once and not give wrong directions...) ANNND they still go the wrong way.. lol turning up an down some random streets... instead of walking straight.. ahaha dumb cunts. lov'em --sometimes.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eLDee replied on Sun May 16, 2004 @ 2:46pm |
 Coolness: 121605 | Can't you wait for one more month till tourists just swarm the whole downtown/old port area |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Sun May 16, 2004 @ 2:49pm |
| Coolness: 155365 | ahaha,..and the buskers...iuno if thats watchu call them... with their ugly dogs, and flame throwing, guitar playing abilities
cant go wrong! lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Sun May 16, 2004 @ 5:18pm |
 Coolness: 103455 | Originally posted by JAIME LE COQUE...
shmamericans... can always point em out in the streets. Lol.... hahaha on friday night..there was a group of americans ...all decked out in cowboy hats and matching hawaii shirts, shorts n flip flops.. wrong wrongwrong so you charged them more? 100$ instead of 40? :b |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Mon May 17, 2004 @ 5:10pm |
| Coolness: 155365 | dont worry though, i still charge yer mom the same |
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