Trojan Horse
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| shit happens |
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| there's a million things in my computer, my homepage is a pornsite and it wont let me get rid of it, and the add/remove section keeps closing b4 i can remove anything...i hate technology... |
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| run 2 or 3 virus scans.
ok, yeah, i def have the sasser worm. its a pain in the ass to remove. |
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| Nadine.. get AdAware and run it, it should resolve some of those.. and to change the web site problem click on Tools>InternetOptions and just change it to your usual adress. |
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Coolness: 62525
| I know how to do the Tools>internetoptions thing, but IT WONT LET ME CHANGE IT. |
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Coolness: 340345
| i'd just reformat the comp and be done with it.
then once with the new system, i'd install a firewall and be safe. |
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| I'm sure that what you just wrote looked pretty much like this to her:
"cnczxm,cnzxc,zxnczxm,cnzxjkdfhsdkfaaklhsaklfh" |
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| ah camman.. |
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| i'm serious
don't forget that not everyone knows what those terms mean |
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| ok,
1) Put big magnet near computer hard drive (the 5x7" metal box with wires coming out of it)
2) Place Windows Install disk in CD-ROM (the cup holder device)
3) Push the power button, the doohicky you use to fix windows problems. |
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| ian, thats what i did. i had the sasser, or whatever the fuck its called. put everything on cd, reformatted. |
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| bwahaha
And if you don't update windows properly and install a firewall and an anti-virus, your gonna get it right back in like 5 minutes. |
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| oh, i did.
it was my fault i got it - i didnt do win update last week. |
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| DOOHICKY!!!!
that's like my mom's most favorite expression |
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| hey fred, i don't have any anti-virus on my comp..
neener neener neeeeeener. |
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Coolness: 201905
| If anyone needs help fixing their computer I can do it for a small fee or sexual favours.
Sasser, Trojans, Nastry russian Adware that restarts your computer if you try to delete it, I've dealt with it all. |
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| oh my, scotty the computer sexpert! |
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| cleaning viruses is actually my job |
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Coolness: 62525
| boo, and now everything slow. damn u iiiaaaannnnn. |
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| psh, how's this my fault?
just a note for you people who have viruses.. STOP USING IE, it's a peice of crap. go over to [ www.mozilla.org ] and get firefox, it's FAR better.
then, go over and get ZoneAlarm
[ www.zonelabs.com ]
Install, and only allow programs that you know and use access to the internet. not only will this stop a lot of viruses, your computer will be far safer. |
Trojan Horse
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