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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Fri Apr 23, 2004 @ 6:44pm |
 Coolness: 2749655 | A long time ago three nekid girls were working on a project.
And this project was indeed a peculiar one, for it was meant only for those with no hair. Janis being scared seeing a bald area screamed and fained. Oh, the torture, the poor hairless thing flailed its arms as it tried to run away from the evil beast. Kelly jumped over her bed and did a two step back kick and knocked the beast in the head. Die scum of the earth, Janis is mine not yours! He took his jousting helmet back from the creature that was on his pursuit and growled. The pain was so great that Kelly knew what she had to do. She grabbed her tampon and yelled "SUPERPOWER". It grew into the Sword of Blood and she was ready to kill. Agressivly whipping his jousting pole at the creature he cried out "prepare to diiie foul stinker!". Die die die... That was all that was needed as POWER WORD KILL was in effect. The house went into torment, clothes flying everywhere... Where are my clohtes? yelled Janis as she awoke. Kelly yelled from downstairs "the devil ate them and now he is dead". Content with his victory, he stuck the 10 foot long pole and helmet into his back pocket and ran away, laughing. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Apr 23, 2004 @ 6:45pm |
 Coolness: 686320 | You know writing these things isn't as easy as you think.
First of all you have your general mental blocks. Then you have to decide if you really want to divulge that certain information you do come up with in the middle of the night during a steaming wet dream involving your mom and some dwarfs in neon G-strings tying you up and smearing Crisco all over your member while you scream and shout in total frustration as they dangle you over a vat of hot cat vomit and fermented mulch which is giving the high of your life and you are seeing visions of screaming luscious miniature horny toads croaking and leaping and you feel your scrotum tense up and your head is getting larger expanding with a throb here and there and everywhere and your mom laughs and pretty soon it starts raining cheesecake, puffballs, and gumdrops and all the dwarfs turn into giants and start yelling 'he hi ho hum where is my toilet gum?' and you know where it is, it's in your pocket right by your pant-a-brator 2 but you are saving it and hope they don't find it but pretty soon you realize it just is not Tuesday anymore... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Fri Apr 23, 2004 @ 6:51pm |
| Coolness: 2749655 | it's a 2 person story... ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Fri Apr 23, 2004 @ 7:29pm |
 Coolness: 194755 | deja vu
fred, you posted this somewhere becore i think? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Apr 23, 2004 @ 7:34pm |
| Coolness: 686320 | many many times :P It's even in my profile! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Fri Apr 23, 2004 @ 7:44pm |
| Coolness: 194755 | hahaha.. right right
still charming :p |
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