Dear [Hazel],
I met you on the corner of Laurier and St. Laurent. You were really drunk or something and were on the ground in the street, so I put you in the bank with some water and cheese so you are warm and have a snack.
Take care of yourself, you seem to take a lot of risks. You seem better now that you are warm and you assure me that this is something you deal with often so I'm going to let you stay in this bank until you feel like you remember your address and take a cab home.
Take care,
-random passerby

wherever you are guy, thanks so much, the cheese was delicious