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 | On Wed 24 Oct, 2007 » beercrack said "beer. and crack. beer. crack. the beer. the crack. beercrack. crack. beer. andthen beer and then crack. and beercrack." |
| On Tue 2 Jan, 2007 » beercrack said "if you frame your tragedy in beautiful scenery it will be that much more romantic" |
| On Sun 24 Dec, 2006 » beercrack said "read between the lines. or at least get the audio tape between bumps" |
| On Fri 15 Dec, 2006 » beercrack said "uranus is a gas giant" |
| On Fri 15 Dec, 2006 » beercrack said "someone told me to take a shit or get off the pot. so i took a shit" |
| On Thu 14 Dec, 2006 » beercrack said "punks jump up and get beat down" |
| On Wed 13 Dec, 2006 » beercrack said "soup's on" |
| On Mon 11 Dec, 2006 » beercrack said "c'est le temps d'une dinde" |
| On Mon 11 Dec, 2006 » beercrack said "An unceasing Sound is floating down from the heaven, I wonder how ye are engaged in pursuits of no avail." |
| On Mon 11 Dec, 2006 » beercrack said "jack of all trades. master of none" |
| On Mon 11 Dec, 2006 » beercrack said "check out the crabs in the bucket" |
| On Mon 11 Dec, 2006 » beercrack said "keep it truthy" |
| On Mon 11 Dec, 2006 » beercrack said "what more can i be. all apologies" |
| On Wed 6 Dec, 2006 » beercrack said "old is the new new and new is the new old" |
| On Mon 27 Nov, 2006 » beercrack said "original s.o.t.h.k." |
| On Tue 24 Oct, 2006 » beercrack said "The last attempt to retain human sovereignty over machines is to don them as a fashion accessory, symptomatic of a moronic cultural environment saturated with sloganeering and "attitude", synonomous with the commodity oriented marketing strategies that un" |
| On Mon 23 Oct, 2006 » beercrack said "it's a good day to join together and deploy our forces as free consumers to encourage ecological devastation and primordial alienation" |
| On Sun 8 Oct, 2006 » beercrack said "But it’s hard to find/A clever shark/But not blind/Who tells you how to dive/Too easy to be drowned/Clever Shark /Is not blind" |
| On Sat 7 Oct, 2006 » beercrack said "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
| On Thu 5 Oct, 2006 » beercrack said "t'Etait vraiment beau... vraiment beau! avec ta moustache..." |
| On Fri 29 Sep, 2006 » beercrack said "why don't you turn yourself inside out" |
| On Fri 29 Sep, 2006 » beercrack said "life is too $hort" |
| On Mon 25 Sep, 2006 » beercrack said ""What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."" |
| On Wed 20 Sep, 2006 » beercrack said "And right now I gotta go rap for you/Baby, like players speak/Baby right there is a stone cold freak/Trying to be a player, but she dont hear/Players always cant be players" |
| On Sat 19 Aug, 2006 » beercrack said "i'm from the bush and i've been back and i'm going back to it" |
| On Sun 30 Jul, 2006 » beercrack said "bubblegum bubblegum bubblegum. everybody pop their bubblegum" |
| On Tue 31 Jan, 2006 » beercrack said "i m here just, for the opposition" |
| On Mon 30 Jan, 2006 » beercrack said "YA HEARD!" |
| On Thu 26 Jan, 2006 » beercrack said ""Rock and roll is a pigfarm"" |
| On Sat 21 Jan, 2006 » beercrack said "stay in school" |
| On Sat 21 Jan, 2006 » beercrack said "Now that our own chosen way is a novelty --
Hands on our hearts we salute you your victory,
Choke on your blue white and scarlet hypocrisy" |
| On Sun 15 Jan, 2006 » beercrack said "And when he knew for certain
Only drowning men could see him
He said "All men will be sailors then
Until the sea shall free them"
But he himself was broken - Leonard" |
| On Sat 14 Jan, 2006 » beercrack said "Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon, I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum" |
| On Tue 10 Jan, 2006 » beercrack said "more cowbell" |
| On Sun 8 Jan, 2006 » beercrack said "one half watches the other. into a whole" |
| On Wed 21 Dec, 2005 » beercrack said "hurry down the chimney" |
| On Mon 19 Dec, 2005 » beercrack said "i've been an ass. a dick. a cunt. an asshole. a head. i've given a hand. i've been given the finger. but today i am all of me." |
| On Fri 16 Dec, 2005 » beercrack said "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" |
| On Sat 26 Nov, 2005 » beercrack said ""....after listening to that choice mix, I can no longer listen to the originals of either of these songs again. They deserve to marry each other." |
| On Fri 18 Nov, 2005 » beercrack said "on celebrera votre deuil" |
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