OMG this has gone way too far...

No but seriously, what's a spammer?

What's a spammer?

IT'S MOTHER FUCKING HAILING OUTSIDE ON THE 17TH OF JULY

Man I look Russian today.

Mmmmmm Alex...

Did you know that there's a restaurant in China that serves rat as a delicacy? 400$ a plate. Gross. Well not as gross as cow penis, but still, [ www. ]

*giggle* I love my boyfriend

Hahaha Pukie....

Only cause you think its sexy

Ummm NO I'm actually not. On that poor pathetic night I learned that you can't mix K with beer and INFACT I only had like 3 beers in 4 hours. The reason why I was so messed up was because of the half vile of K in my system.


As for Anthony, he got what he deserved and if I could got back, I would have done more than break his nose.

*lol* I'm such a bruiser.

I wanna see pics from last thursday @ Saphs's, Fred!!?

I got banned for breaking my ex's nose.

Jesus Christ! This child never wants to sleep!

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Yayaayayayayay D'you know where I'm going?











To bed.

Soooooo if I get this right... I can deny sex to my Bf if he doesn't buy me things? Hmmmmmmmmmm...

Style is soooooooooooooooo 1998.

Where are they?!!!!!!!!!!!

So did he ever make it?

Wasn't the night crawler a nick name for Spider-Man or was it the web crawler? Anyhooooooooooos Seb we will most definetly be visiting you and your lovely family soon and by lovely parents don't you mean lovely mother? *lol* I drank too much coffee today...

1000th post yay!

ME TOOOOOO!!! Well my ass anyways...

What's a goat head?

When you put your finger in his mouth andt then take it out really quickly yelling ''ouch!'', he laughs. AND he has fangs.

Fred! Where are the pics at yo? Haha maybe I should purchase my own didgital camera...

On another note, Charlie's a spoiled brat. I WANT TO GO TO PARIS!!! :angry

Hey Wicked Lady! Can I rub up against ur toosh?

Reoccuring depressions.

Alex, you're such a kiwi.

made: Last night
made: Scotty P asserting himself to the dirty punk that was trying to score with Heather P
made: Anthony's bloody nose, cause and effect of being an asshole
made: Getting 4 beers bought for me all at once
made: AWSOME NIGHT
ruined: Still drunk

undecided: Today...
made: Friday comming up with Heather P and Lindsay B!!
ruined: Let's hope it doesn't fuck up.

To turn back time and go back to the bus stop. :(

I have a fear of the unknown in water and of things flying out of the sky oh and of hights

*lol* Fuck you AND your daddy's Mercerdes bitch!

I want to purchase a ticket!

But wont this interfere with Running thursdays @ Saphir's?

Shell fish?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee toooooooooooooooooooo!!

I need some fucken Ramens.

Here's a good one;

This guy goes to a bar with the intention of picking up a girl. So he meets one, gets her drunk and takes her back home with him. He brings her up to the bedroom where they commence to get undressed. He takes his socks off and the girl realizes how decrepid his toes are so she's like: "What the fuck happened to your toes"??! "Oh when I was younger I got Toelio" he replies and the girl gives him a quizical look. "Yah Toelio" he repeats. Then he turns to take of his pants and she realizes that not only are this guys toes messed up, but his knees are aswell so she says: "Yo what is up with your knees??!" and he says: "Well when I was younger I got the Kneesles".
The girl gives him another strange look and says: "Okie Dokie, let's just get this over with"...
So the guy resumes taking off his clothes and as soon as his boxer came off the girl screetched "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I GUESS WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER YOU CONTRACTED SMALL COCKS TOO!"