HAPPY BIRFDAY AWLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hope you don't get too drunk tonight and they kick you out of foufs again ;)
*mwAH*


WEEK OF DEBAUCHERY! ELDART RRRRWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATT????????

i fucking love it

i know anna nicole ended up being one RICH fat pill popping bit titty bitch, but damn, i don't know how she fucked an old man. EWW

HI SHARON!

MATT ASKED ME TO TAKE THAT PICTURE DOWN BECAUSE NO ONE SHOULD SEE THAT NAST FRANCOPHONE SHEMAN RUBBING HIM.

so instead:





xoxoxo

yeah speaking of 70's trucker glasses hehe what ever happened to my glasses?????

i want to get high up on da pot and watch the girls in corsets.

and the no ass pants
MEOW

i fucking dare you to challenge prince to a game of ball.




i dare you.

it's true! before me he was just some wack ass cracker, but now he's the epidemy of when keeping it real goes WRONG!


and i'm sorry thierry, but YOU ARE BRIAN ADAMS and I AM STING. what are you going to do about it?

fuck YOU ALL!

who the hell owns a poodle. HONESTLY. WHO DOES THAT?

yeah i am so fucking lucky to get my phone back

sharon you just put that picture up because you look good MUAHAHA

ME TOO! i miss my other 1/2 :(

SOOOOOO MUCH FUN!

it's true ;)
im soo damn skool.

my sexy friend zeev loves da body paint esti

GO EAT DINNER AT HER HOUSE AND HIT ON HER BRO ALREADY!


muahahaha

why you gotta be soo fucking tall BITCH?

*olee dee lives in his own lil world and it's magical*

thank you to whoever found my phone you fucking RULE!

made: breaks last night, danced it up propah
ruined: seeing her cooch
made: my friends
made: crazy drunken no sleep all day/night/day st-patrick day parade with EVERYONE
made: gen and matt fighting over the order of the alphabet
made: JEN B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


MADE: ZEEV IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND!

HHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?

ruined: jai perdu ma crisse de cellulaire

come and be a dumb bitch with the best.

im jess B.
you're ravewave.
what you going to do about it?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

ya zeev is my new peeps.
word


IMPORTANT:

some french girl found my cell phone. it's a white Nokia and i told her to leave it with guillaume to give to olivier. if anyone has any info please hook this nigga up cause this bitch aint shit without her cell.

BO!

jeff your tongue makes me think of a camel! EWWWW

i miss jew trish :(

she likes it when you call her mama

awwwww that picture is soo fucking cute!

yeah because it couldn't be the no carb diet, it had to be powder

that crazy french man........ what ever will we do with him


:P

i ment the massive piece of wood in my poon you fucking turd


muahaha

i don't want to see your parents, they think i do as much coke as them columbians.

way to tell lies jeffrey thomas

i love his purple leg. reminds me of the romantic night we met jeff ;)

oh my god. i think i just puked up my ovaries

i am ready to invite myself

im like kevin cosner keeping it real for witney.

i