Yesterday, I dreamt that I was training alley cats to carry my garbage bags outside.

Ask him how many fake Scots he's seen in Montreal.

nellboy: I'm not Irish, though I grew up surrounded by them and I've shared their disdain for fake "Irishness". How could your dude mistake Gaelic for French, though?

Dr.Gonzo: No need to steal! So long as I get to videotape whatever happens! :P

I hate my new contact lenses, which are supposed to filter more oxygen but are actually blinding me.

Ask him if real Irish drunks are as annoyed as I am about fake Irish drunks only gulping Guiness.

You know too much about Oprah.

Something is wrong. YOU KILLED THE TOWERS!

Rumors go recently that she's lesbo.

Gah. I utterly despise Che shirts/flags.

The thing that upsets me most is that we don't know who did it.

It surely isn't Al Quaida. Funny how the planes' black boxes weren't found (they supplosedly were destroyed) but they managed to get the passport of an Arab they claimed had piloted the first plane... And in the end, not only wasn't he even in that plane but him and eight other accused hijackers were actually still in the Middle East, quite alive.

It surely isn't Bin Laden. The first video he had made following 9/11 showed him saying he had nothing to do with attacks on America, as it was forbidden by his leaders to do so. The video where he actually complies with the story given by the government shows a very different Bin Laden (who becomes right handed for some reason).

It isn't Saddam Hussein. C'mon now, we all know that. And it isn't Iraq: Bush himself said in his last conference that Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11.

So who is it? Even if it's not an inside job, who is it? The way things are, war is still going on and will go on until the next presidential ceremony in 2009, or so Bush affirmed.

In a nutshell, the USA are attacking countries now officially NOT linked to 9/11 until 2009. A eight year war for nothing? THAT is truly scary.

Oprah is no one. You got that right.

Definitely. It still put a scare in the people more prone to believing conspiracies and such.

Fun thing about your website is that the movie Loose Change pretty much uses the same parts found as proof it WASN'T a 757 that hit the Pentagon.

Just shows that, like archaeology, people's imagination can pretty much convince someone of anything.

Something happened that day and I very much doubt it was as it has been stated by the government. It is clear that the US government had a part in this, though how far they actually went is unknown. As you state, Bin Laden was a CIA contact and has been so for many years. He's the instigator, the man they use when they don't want to dirty their hands.

As far as the Jewish people being informed the day before... that is stupid. The Jews had nothing to do with this, except that it gave a good background to the story. As you said, there WERE Jewish memorials/funerals. However, some people WERE called the day before by military personel. Whether or not is was from factual evidence or mere paranoia (as how WW3 was supposed to start on the 22nd) is unclear, though still creepy.

The whole thing is far more complex than we think and we will never get the exact truth. What is important, out of this, is to question how a government could so easily profit from this incident to instal such a rapidly growing police state. It might have already been the case beforehand but since 911, it has far outgrown anything the US have ever seen.

As all empires eventually fall, so will the USA. The problem is that unlike Rome, the USA have the means to destroy the entire planet in the process...

What I meant by the WW3 insert is that some people (including a newspaper) were warned in advance of the possibility of WW3 erupting on the 22nd.

Marry Big Bird (I mean, the guy must be rich! And hopefully not considered a human male) / Fuck Catwoman (Lee Meriwether in her prime), Kill Jon Bon Jovi (it wasn't even a choice).

Stephen King, J.K. Rowling, Rudyard Kipling. (ing ing ing!)

Screw Meriwether. I change it to Julie Newmar, which was far more attractive...

(/geek mode off)

Thank him for having summoned me.

And then devour everyone on this thread.

Triple negative don't make any right!

Um, because you work in the same field as I?

(and Armani, didn't mean to offend but Che is such a pop icon for the wrong reasons... Actually, he shouldn't be a pop icon at all and definitely not on shirts. Most peopel wear his face on clothes without even knowing who the guy is and what he did.)

Le fond de l'océan.

Le grand Nord? Pas sur que ya ben d'la guerre sur les territoires Inuit...

I'm already fighting the Great Hobo War of Montreal (the Hochelagaians are winning). I don't need a senseless World War!

I'm a mercenary. Obviously, I have a home.

Imagine Rome but with (more) hobos.

Cuz of the aviator glasses (-1 for the cliché shirt, though)

Life is worth living.

Ohhh... Duh.

Think long, act fast, die with passion.

For his beard-trimming skills.

What's worse than a garbage can full of dead babies?

One live baby stuck at the bottom of the pile.

And worse than that?

He has to chew his way out.

And worse than that?

He comes back for a snack.

What's red, pink and white, and all around the room?

A baby who played with a blender.

What's green, brown and black and all around the room?

The same baby, a month later.

I was sick with mononucleosis and puking up. I had to go to the hospital. My manager told me it was Ramadan and was too weak to work without me in the store. I had to wait until another employee came by so that I could go get myself checked in. I stayed 3 days and when I came back the manager told me I was transfered to another store because I wasn't very understanding of his set of beliefs (like how I had put some Axe on during Ramadan and oh gosh, he can't breathe in perfume, how dare I!).

That's pretty much when I decided to leave.

I worked for Radioshack until it became The Source. I tried staying there but the blatant racism didn't help.

I'm not joining forces with anyone! I like my job at Gameloft!

Queen's Don't Stop Me Now.... damn you, Shaun of the Dead!

I watched it again this weekend and the funking song can't stop replaying in my head, prink!

The worst dream I had was about government clowns.

The government had appointed clowns as NSA operatives and for some reason, I was the only one to see that the clowns killed people; everybody else saw them as, well, clowns.

One of the was chasing me for a while and I jumped through a window, Matrix-style. Imagine a hot summer evening and kids from the 50s are staring at me and I realize I'm also wearing a clown suit and am holding a gun. I am leaning against a wooden door, hiding from the pursuing clown.

All is silent. I can feel myself sweating, waiting. And I see on the floor the shadow of the clown, looking inside, searching for me and all I can think is "I hope the kids won't laugh... I hope the kids won't laugh". I wope up in sweat, shaking.

I have no idea what THAT was about. I was pretty sick, back then. Fever-induced nightmare, maybe?

jungle

Uh? I was paid. Well paid, at that. 20+ hours of overtime pay is always good. The no consideration part is how the lead came after a month of intense overtime and said (near exact quote): "the news came to the leads a week ago that the project will be delayed for six months, so we don't need you starting next week. We didn't want to tell you then because you wouldn't have worked as hard".

It was a Friday afternoon.

Luckily, I still worked a couple days and knew some people enough to get shifted to another project but let's say it sucked. I wasn't working overtime for the cash: I was doing it to help out. I felt cheated.

But alas, such is life!

Working at Ubi was the most stressful job I ever had. Long weeks (60+ hours), next to no consideration (well, that depends: the first project I worked on? Awful. The second? Awesome).

Do you want me to?

...slaaaaave for you! (not really)

It's the ultimate...

The worse so far, for me, has been Ubisoft. They slacked people on the same day, while knowing weeks in advance.

As for all other gaming companies (and offices), the more people you know, the better your chances of staying.

Sad but true.

whip it?

The atmosphere at Gameloft more than makes up from the unappealing work.

I do BREW validation at Gameloft. I used to work for its parent company, Ubisoft but hey, the pay is better and the job is steadier.

Uh... Yeah, it's not really exciting, though. Cellphone verification versus console testing might sound like a no brainer but my position at Gameloft will most likely send me places around the world, eventually. That is my goal, anyhow. Shanghai!

handcuffs

...and I've eaten her out.

The big money is in...

Paaasss

And You're pretty much right about love.

Most of my dreams deal with me dying from a zombie attack.

Sometimes the zombies are also clowns, even though I'm not scared of clowns; it just gives it such a stupid atmosphere.


I wish I was making this up.