Best April Fool'S Joke Ever.
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 2:23pm |
 Coolness: 160810 | i told my mom i was pregnant last year
she flipped it was fun |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 2:27pm |
 Coolness: 71700 | circumcised vs uncircumcised men is the biggest homoerotical tension there ever was
get the fuck over it if you do it if you got it then accept it if not then accept it wtf |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 2:38pm |
 Coolness: 339930 | Originally posted by JARED...
What else would you call it? The foreskin has a biological function. I consider removal of a useful part of the human body mutilation. :P usefull? ever have your wisdom teeth removed? hurts like a bitch, but pays off in the end. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 2:43pm |
| Coolness: 71700 | [ www.circlist.com ] |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Jared replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 3:41pm |
| Coolness: 37330 | I still have my wisdom teeth, actually... and thats a rather poor comparison; homosapiens have a genetic defect that affects jaw development, the main downside being that we possess a significantly weaker bite when compared to other primates.. the inadvertant upside to the mutation would be that the reduced bite power reduced pressure on our skulls, gradually allowing our brains to increase in size... so we got smart enough to make tools, and eventually for some damned reason decided to use them chop the shit out of our junk. Circumscison was started way before cleanliness or infections were even understood.. Its not a process based on science, its just a bloody old tradition thats residue still lingers worse than christianity. o_O
Let me ask you, would you like your eyelids removed at birth? :P |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 3:57pm |
 Coolness: 194290 | eyelids are such poor comparison to foreskin
does the dick need to see? or does it get defective if it dries up? no, no it doesnt. and i much rather be able to clean mah stuff myself comfortably, then rely on some smelly bodily fluid to do that for me. and as for STDs, well I dunno, maybe, but I would think the skin is MORE most, sensitive and receptive with the forskin intact, making it more vulnerable for virii and bacteria to breed on. the only argument against circumcision worth anything is that you lose some sensitivity. oh well, i trade that for hygiene anyday. shit i enjoy sex prolly alot more than the average joe, so i must have enough sensitivity left, right :lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 4:00pm |
| Coolness: 194290 | oh yeah, not to mention that absolute most girls you talk to (at least in north america) will tell you that circumcized penis is just more aesthetically pleasing than an uncut one... no disrespect to all you uncut fellas there... its just that it looks like the majority of gurlies have a consensus formed about that issue :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 4:01pm |
| Coolness: 71700 | circumcised men live a slightly different sexuality than uncircumcised men - and have a different world view - know this - that is all - socially this is quite important - depending on who your father figures is, and who you are you will live out your sexuality accordingly |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 4:07pm |
| Coolness: 194290 | i wouldnt generalize so much based on just lack of foreskin or presence thereof. society and all that is definitely a bigger infulence on sexuality and world view than foreskin, but generally i think its more presonality and upbringing than anything.
why, are you saying that cut men are more likely to want to stick their penis somewhere since they dont have to unfold? :lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 4:12pm |
| Coolness: 71700 | indeed upbringing is crucial - but as to the rest don't put words into my mouth - thats what you are saying |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Jared replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 5:10pm |
| Coolness: 37330 | You are right, your argmuent wins. Have a nice day. :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Oliver_TwisteD replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 7:06pm |
 Coolness: 85950 | "no, no it doesnt. and i much rather be able to clean mah stuff myself comfortably, then rely on some smelly bodily fluid to do that for me." said Ze'ev....
what the fuck are you talking about?? as long you know how to use a bar of soap, there shouldn't be any problem... and what do you mean by "comfortably"? i'm not saying there is a right way and a wrong way, cuz obviously, it's not something we decide ourselves, but why do you feal the need to promote your PENIS-STYLE... also, a penis looks the same either way when it's erect... it's only while limp that you can see the difference. oh yeah, and also... PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS just cuz i didn't use it enough times already... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» snakestyle replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 7:28pm |
 Coolness: 48085 | hwo the hell do guys that arent circemsized have a lesser chance of cathing soemthing i would liek to talk to that teacher |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 7:30pm |
| Coolness: 71700 | whatever insecurities and all types of justification for this and that run abound in penis land - penis envy - the grass is greener on the other side -
point finale - nothing cures perversion better than a lobotomy |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» snakestyle replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 7:34pm |
| Coolness: 48085 | i am not insecure of my sleping bag |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 7:36pm |
| Coolness: 141630 | stop the jock talk...wankers |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 7:39pm |
| Coolness: 71700 | cant we all be friends |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Oliver_TwisteD replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 7:39pm |
| Coolness: 85950 | thats what i was trying to tell Ze've in that long paragraph...
he was saying people who are uncut will be uncomfortable, which is douche-talk if you ask me... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 7:39pm |
| Coolness: 141630 | not if they're gonna rag on me cause i'm cut |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Oliver_TwisteD replied on Fri Apr 2, 2004 @ 7:40pm |
| Coolness: 85950 | can't we allll just get a schlong...
(says olly in a high pitch voice) |
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