What Do I Have To Do To Get A Girl
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| Instead of being gay you should use your money to buy a gay person and use them to attract fag-hags who in turn tell the woman how great a guy, while slightly misunderstood, you are.
Bottom line, if you don't have enough money to buy a gay man you don't have enough to have a girlfriend. I bought my first gay man for 304,000 for 3 years but you can find them cheaper. |
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| I think you can rent 'em by the hour around beaudry. |
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| my homo does a lot of different work for me... |
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| what was that Bloodhound Gang song....yeah
they knew |
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| sarah is the best when she's drunk! |
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| hey al, i bet those 6 companies were started by you, and all the startup capital came straight from your pocket in which you earned from having your own job, and none of it was handed down to you. |
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| i created viacom |
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| I created the stain on your mom's pillow. |
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| verisign was really my idea, they stole it.
that and electricity, i invented it, prior to me, electrons did not move. |
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| i know, that's why i invented viacom, exploit electricity to create wealths of captial gain, and rule over television, which coincidentally was created hundreds of years ago, as a mere fluke |
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| Yeah, but that all changed once you were born.
Once you were born, everything started running away. |
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| you mean running in circles.
everthing can be represented as a sine wave. |
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| ian, he's being sarcastic. he had 15 companies when he was 6. |
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| Your MOM can be represented as a sine-wave! |
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| thanks for all you helpe i got agirl to like me and i acted like myself and a creative side and thats what works being yorueself that the ultimate way |
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| unless you have money she aint going to stick around very long. |
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| seriously, if you like her, buy her diamonds now. or buy her a homo. |
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| or buy her a chimp... chiks dig chimps |
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| Originally posted by THEVIBEMONKEY...
and don't say school. When I was in high school I already owned 6 companies and was worth over $62 million.
not that i dont believe you.. but is that true?
because if it is... will you marry me? |
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| i will see |
What Do I Have To Do To Get A Girl
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