Awful Death / Mort Sans Dignité
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| My friends and I were debating yesterday on what would be the most undignified death ever, the one that you could die a second time if your poor mother knew you had passed away like that...
Here is my top three
1) choking to death on your own vomit after too much alcohol or drugs
2) being squished to death by an elephant ass sitting on you
3) being found impaled to death with a toilet siphon up your ass
so, what could be the others worst undignified deaths someone could be found dead by? |
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| I'm feeling day of the dead right now.. |
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| see tupac's gangstah paradise video
.. i think thats what it was called anyway... |
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| I'm feeling yo gi right now.. |
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| Die on the toilet covered in diarrhea. It happened to people before, and it's not a cool way to die.
Die from a heart attack on a hot summer day in your bed, when you have no close friends or relatives, so your body has time to swell and blacken before the cops finally show up because the neighbors complained about the rancid smell. |
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| I'm feeling happy right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By JUJU
Die from a heart attack on a hot summer day in your bed, when you have no close friends or relatives, so your body has time to swell and blacken before the cops finally show up because the neighbors complained about the rancid smell.
bah, if theres no one there to care, theres nothing to be ashamed of. if anything, you should be proud that even in death, you manage to piss off your fucking neighbors :DDDDDDD
yes? no?
:P |
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| I'm feeling yo gi right now.. |
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| any way to die totally unhappy's awful |
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| I'm feeling screwed up right now.. |
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| yeah, I guess you're right on that one! Oh those neighbors :PPPPP |
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| I'm feeling happy right now.. |
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| worst way to die?
definitely torture |
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| I'm feeling indecisive. right now.. |
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| drowning in a vat of molten cheese |
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| I'm feeling tricks and treats right now.. |
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| ouch!
also dying by being tied the back of a truck and dragged, that's fucking rough |
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| I'm feeling indecisive. right now.. |
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| while the truck is blaring Britney Spears - death and torture in small bundle of joy. it's almost like the gift that keeps on giving....until you die that is |
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| I'm feeling tricks and treats right now.. |
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| lol, the gift of Death.
This year, give her death! |
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| I'm feeling indecisive. right now.. |
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| dying in a industrail freezer cause you forgot to leave the door open and that there is no way out
thats lame |
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| I'm feeling like a killa right now.. |
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| The worst would be dying alone with the knowledge that nobody will ever remember you or be aware of that fact that you even existed in the first place... |
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| I'm feeling you up right now.. |
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| no worries mate we're only stardust anyways hey  |
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| I'm feeling stunna right now.. |
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| damn right!
we're all gonna be forgotten, but that doesn't negate what we are and that every action we take ripples through history |
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| I'm feeling indecisive. right now.. |
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| no one can be forgotten. theres always will be someone thinking of you even if its good or bad. |
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| I'm feeling like a killa right now.. |
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| was that your old avatar? |
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| I'm feeling indecisive. right now.. |
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| uh koi |
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| I'm feeling like a killa right now.. |
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| now it changed! tsss |
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| I'm feeling tgif right now.. |
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| hahahahaha |
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| I'm feeling like a killa right now.. |
Awful Death / Mort Sans Dignité
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