"Dear Steve,

You don't want people looking at vaginas on the tablet you named after a feminine hygiene product? Something smells fishy.

Sincerely,

Dudes who like porn

P.S. If you agree that porn is great, you should send your favorite vids to sjobs@apple.com"

hahaha tellement

ton post ma fait imaginer une photo de partie de fesse en l'air (rien de trop grossier mais juste assez pour comprendre) sur un plancher recouvert de cupcake :D

j'aime full ça haha :D

haha exactly! im all confuse and all i can think of is getting my bucket fill with bacon and cry

somebody said bacon?



(i have a dyslexia problem, i keep seeing bacon everytime I read people talking about how better being vegetarian is)

haha malheureusement ya une faute

mais le chien yé trop drole haha

et jtomber dessus random, jtrouvais ça cocasse :P

When they say promises
They mean promises.
They'd say "that's okay
long as we can celebrate"
You see, my uncle would say
things would change when he's dead...

"Meet me in the bathroom"
That's what she said
I don't mind...it's true.

Never was on time
Yes, I once was mine
Well, that was long ago
And darling, I don't mind.
Yeah, we were just two friends in lust
And baby, that just don't mean much
You trained me not to love
After you showed me what it was

Now she's staring wide-eyed
Can't close her eyes
Anywhere is fine.
just don't waste my time
You see, my uncle would say
things would change once he's dead...

"Meet me in the bathroom"
That's what she said
I don't mind...it's true

Never was on time
Yes, Ionce was mine
Well that was long ago
And darling, I don't mind.
Yeah, they were just two fucks in lust
Baby, that just don't mean much
You trained me not to love
After you taught me what it was.

la 2ieme toile est juste trop malade<3<3

hahahaha

haha :D j'ai pris une photo a presque chaque morceau ajouter

j'espère que ça va donner un stop motion intéressant haha

+ : mon lego yé malade, j'ai fini de le monté hier yétais 1h30 du matin. jtellement brûlé mais fuck ça fais ma journée

y'a un cuisinier qui fait cuire du chicken sur le BBQ
y'a même un orgue dans la chambre a coucher du capitaine
une princesse emprisonné
3 étages l'esti de lego :D <3<3<3

ah ben la si la jolie awiane habite la porte a coté

ça aussi ça vaut crissement la peine :D

850 et avoir une court, c'est crissement un deal en effet

jveux une court :( pis un jardin!!

*flatte minoune*
c'est quand on svoit la :S?

+ : stop-motion lego CE SOIR avec plein de biere. HYPE! maudite journée fini que j'aille jouer avec mes lego ma biere pis mon chum!

je sais une chose, c'est que personne peut voir dans le futur

alors sois tu saute dans le panier et tu vie en espérant pour le mieux

ou que tu passes a coté et que tu passes des mois a te demander, si t'aurais pas du faire les choses autrement

mais en même temps, tu sais aussi c'est quoi qui est le best pour toi, suis ton instinct ma belle! <3

they probably taste like 10 years younger than what you are use to eat

peut-etre que dans une situation comme ça y vaudrait mieux de vivre le moment présent?

qu'est-ce que tu as envie maintenant? sans pensé aux conséquences

jconnais pas la situation, mais çca l'air compliquer, et je crois que la meilleur façon de répondre aux problèmes compliqués c'est de leur trouvés des solutions faciles

:S <3<3

if the baby, let say, has pulled the dog whiskers, and that day, the dog didn't felt like being poke, he just decide to respond

also, dogs unfortunately have the tendency to get jealous really quick if you don't know how to train them to accept another living thing in the house

my sister was attacked in the face by the neighbor dog when she was innocently playing with him, like she usually did everyday

though that day the neighbor dog didn't felt like being kissed by a cute little girl of 8 years old that he usually love

and she almost lost her eye because of that attack, and half of her face was disfigured

she was lucky though, and everything healed fine and she has almost no scars (except tiny ones under her eye)

it's really sad but it happens. the dog neighbor was the sweetest thing alive, though one day he snapped, and the neighbor was force to kill it (and thank god my sister survived)

having a 21 days old baby strap to a chair on a floor next to a dog considered the closest cousin of the wolf, is not super smart, even if your dog is the most gentle thing alive. you never know what could happen

really a sad story

hehe merci :) en plus juste pour souligner l'occasion, jvienne de recevoir mon lego géant du bateau espagnol :D

+ : ça fais 4 ans cette semaine que mon coeur arrête pas d'être étourdie à cause de Craig<3<3

i miss playing soccer (yes slightly different of their football, but still the same thing)

it's really a great sport, i'll try this year to watch some games, enough at least to pick a favorite, will mostly be the team with the cutest boys in! hahaha :P

+ :

cette chanson rend mon coeur lourd et léger en même temps

si jpouvais prendre une chanson dans mes bras, jvoudrais que ça sois celle la

voisin de Dee ? :D haha

wais j'habite sur st-charles, ça va faire 2 ans que jsuis là et j'ai jamais été aussi ben en appart a montréal :D

jparlais dans les conditions a mélo haha quand tes barmais tu sors de ta job pis tu veux trendre a maison sans dépenser du $$ en taxi, ni pogner des lift de gars sketchy drunk haha

c'est claire avec ta job qui fini autour de 4 t'es crissement mal prit coté transport en commun

ya aussi le probleme du bum qui dort/piss dans tes marches, dans ton entré

jserais pas capable haha

it's always nice to live in a cool neiborhood, it has is - and + just like any places

if you can afford it, and the place is not a ripped off for the price, why not!

I live in psc aswell, im next(like i see it from my window) to one of the nicest park in montreal, and in canada. I have one of the biggest market at 5 minutes of walk of my door

i live in a huge 5 1/2 for less than 850, and i can have a dog!

My appartement have pretty much straight floor, like i don't need to cut the bottom of my doors to open them! and i have a bathroom where 10 people could stand and have a tea if they fucking want to!

i can't see why no one would want to live in those conditions, even if it's in psc... i live at 2 minutes of metro Charlevoix, and in less than 15 minutes i can be anywhere downtown or in the old port

i call that a win

though being the neibord of mister Dialect, even if I dont know him (and since it's his thread), im sure it's priceless :P

bonne fête :D

c'est vraiment beau

j'aurais tellement passé des heures avec ce couch, dla biere et des appariels photos :P jte comprend!

peinture sur des murs de livres





<3 l'idée

+ : :D

+ : pas d'école ce soir
+ : saucisse italienne piquante sur le BBQ = best hot dog ever!

hahaha cute

:((

- : fin de semaine meh

du temps libre

et pas des shooting a 8 h le matin le dimanche, CRISS LE JOUR DU SEIGNEUR WTF?

hahaha vraiment très bonne shot

le couch rouge trop malade!

jt'attend avec le papier a rouler :P