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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 12:28pm
blop
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starts every other sentence with "dr. phil says..."

next!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 12:34pm
screwhead
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My mom should asphixyate on vomit. Preferably not her own. While on fire.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elixireleven a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 1:21pm
elixireleven
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my mom only calls me by my first name when shes pissed off.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 2:03pm
daftwin
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is really dumb..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 2:14pm
toltech
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my mom also shows her degree of pissed offness by the names she calls me....if she calls me Carlos, it's fine....if she calls me Carlos Alberto, I should hurry.......if she calls me Carlos Alberto Godinez, I'm in trouble.......if she calls me Carlos Alberto Godinez Rivera, it means she's onw her way to whoop my ass...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 2:30pm
daftwin
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hahahaha..

Thats awsome..

Same here.. If my parents are just calling me its either kate, or katie.

If im in trouble its katherine.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 2:35pm
toebee
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My moms never called me by my full first name.

Kinda sorta weird...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 2:41pm
bunnytronix
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my mom's retired and calls me everytime she's bored.

that's why I don't answer often (sorry),
and I cut my answering machine too.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trailertrash a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 2:43pm
trailertrash
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my mom is a biker slut and she could kick all yo asses. In stilettos, no less...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 3:14pm
violence_inc
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my mom is mother nature.

no megan you can't see the pigeons.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 3:31pm
miss_amanda
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is the best.

and when she's pissed off she sounds like she has turret's syndrome and mixes up my name with my brothers
it's pretty fuckin funny.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» caro a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 3:38pm
caro
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my mom doing the whole "dr. Phil" thing too

i don't always understnad how its posible to have almost every piece of advise she gives me realte back to dr phil

it gets to be soooo annoying
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PaT_ a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 3:47pm
pat_
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my mom likes when i bring girls over who eat alot.

the more they eat, the more my mom likes them.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» queen_B a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 4:02pm
queen_b
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drinks more wine then i thought a woman could. by the time that Dr. Phil comes on she's already looped and ready for his pointless advice. my mom is white trashy.

and

pat that's retarded, but funny.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 4:30pm
cactain_steef
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needs to get laid.

wannts me to lie to her. doesnt understand shit, and has never called me by my full name either :O

>> hahah

thank the looord! that would be fukn annoying, hence her always switching it on me, Lol wwhyy!?!? fukn fukn,... *mumbles

amanda: hahaha yer mom sounds jilarious
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eltopo a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 5:14pm
eltopo
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my mom thinks there's no hope for her... expects me to take care of her right down to her emotions... would love to live in denial her whole life... is totally fake to people... is really depressed... has never dealt with any of her problems... sees me as a screwed up 5 year old and doesn't trust me for shit.

people say she's a real nice lady. i have to agree.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 5:17pm
soyfunk
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is a good people

but she knows no such thing as tact
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 5:55pm
bunnytronix
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fucked your mom and now she's all dreamy.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Whatee_Guye a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 7:48pm
whatee_guye
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Sent me to rehab, she told me i wasn't her son no more.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MizzFinerThangz a répondu le Thu 6 Nov, 2003 @ 8:02pm
mizzfinerthangz
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is always late for everything

and she tells people crazy stories...its funny but embarassing at the same time.

she also thinks she's martha stewart.
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