Something Special To Do For A Girl
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK a répondu le Mon 24 Aug, 2009 @ 4:28pm |
 Coolness: 84125 | For real dude...
"Here's an oldie but goodie Hit it Excuse me What? Can I have your attention? Mn-hmm There's just a few things that I've got to mention (Uh-huh) There's girlies out here that seem appealing They'll come in your life and cold hurt your feelings I'm telling you As sure as Rick is my name I wouldn't trust not girl unless she feels the same Treat 'em like a prostitute (Do What?) Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop 'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample Listen up close, here comes my first example Now ya been with your girlfriend for quite a while Plans for the future, she's having your child Celebrate with friends drinking cans and quarts Tell all your friends about your family thoughts One friend was drunk so he starts to act wild He tells the truth about the kid It's not your child Acting like a jerk and on his face was a smirk He said, "Your wife went berserk while you was hard at work" And she led him on and tried to please him She didn't waste time, she didn't try to tease him Treat 'em like a prostitue (Do What?) Don't treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop 'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample Listen up close, here comes my second example It's your wife You buy the tramp jewels and clothes You get sentimental and bring home a rose Give her everything 'cause you swear she's worth it All your friends tell you, "The bith dont' deserve it" Love is blind, so there goes your wealth Until one day, you see things for yourself Home from work early, Mr. Loverman You had a card and some candy in your right hand There's the mailman, he was short yet stout He went inside your house and didn't come back out Bust it Just a friendly stop, come on, is it? The mailman comes and he pays your wife a visit? The thought alone makes your temperature boil You say to yourself, she might still be loyal You open up your door and stand in a trance You see the mailman's bag and the mailman's pants Came home to party from work had a hard day Look around your house and you say, "Where the fuck are they?" Run upstairs up to your bedroom You look inside your room, you see something brewin' Cover your mouth because you almost choke You see the mailman's dick way up your wife's throat Treat 'em like a prostitute (Mm-hmm) Don't treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop 'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample Listen up close, here comes my third example Now your girl, she don't like to have sex a lot Today she's ready and she's hot, hot, hot As you open up the door she says, "Get on the floor" She wants to try things she's never tried before She takes off your drawers and works you over She calls you Twinkles And you call her Rover Next thing you know, the ho starts to ill She says, "I love you, Harold" and your name is Will That's not the half 'til you start to ride her Take off your rubber and there's one more inside her It's not yours-who can it be? I think it was a slick rapper, his name is M.C. Ricky Treat 'em like a prostitute Don't treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well Treat no girlie well, until you're sure of the scoop" |
| I'm feeling republican right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Mon 24 Aug, 2009 @ 5:20pm |
 Coolness: 509810 | haha, nice |
| I'm feeling crazy nutso right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly a répondu le Mon 24 Aug, 2009 @ 5:30pm |
 Coolness: 76960 | Get her pregnant. Like really, just splooge in there really hard and that's her present. |
| I'm feeling mighty frisky right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS a répondu le Mon 24 Aug, 2009 @ 5:36pm |
 Coolness: 89990 | tell her how you really feel about her nasty va-j-j odor, fight for a few hours, then give her the most epic makeup sex she can dream of ... (but only after she cleans up obviously) |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Mon 24 Aug, 2009 @ 7:18pm |
 Coolness: 159370 | Get her chocolate cake 'cause
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| I'm feeling "flynn lives" right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT a répondu le Tue 25 Aug, 2009 @ 3:09am |
 Coolness: 76390 | give her a loaded gun and if she doesn't shot you it means that she like you. |
| I'm feeling gdf right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» no.name a répondu le Tue 25 Aug, 2009 @ 1:17pm |
 Coolness: 129440 | Print a picture ( small size ) of you and her and that says I LOVE YOU ont it. Make tons of photocopy and hide them in everything she opens or touch in the morning when she wakes up - fridge , pack of cigarette, in her wallet or pocket jeans...pretty much everywhere she will sees it -.... i swear, best wake up ever :)
very easy to do , and doesnt cost a penny. :P |
| I'm feeling gurnn right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Tue 25 Aug, 2009 @ 1:21pm |
 Coolness: 685840 | Originally Posted By AWIANE
Print a picture ( small size ) of you and her and that says I LOVE YOU ont it. Make tons of photocopy and hide them in everything she opens or touch in the morning when she wakes up - fridge , pack of cigarette, in her wallet or pocket jeans...pretty much everywhere she will sees it -.... i swear, best wake up ever :) very easy to do , and doesnt cost a penny. :P That's great in theory, but murphy's law dictates that hiding things like that for her in places you normaly don't look (her purse, her cigarettes, her wallet, etc..) will inevitably wind up with you finding something like condoms (when you two haven't used them in years because she's on the pill) or hidden notes/phone numbers from guys who thought the exact same thing. |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» no.name a répondu le Tue 25 Aug, 2009 @ 1:23pm |
| Coolness: 129440 | if you have nothing to hide like condoms or papers or wtv...and being a good girl, the guy won't find anything wrong and everything will be fine!! |
| I'm feeling gurnn right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf a répondu le Tue 25 Aug, 2009 @ 1:44pm |
 Coolness: 185605 | buy a nice pillowcase and go stitch something personal that means alot for both of you on it
i gave that for a birthday present to my boyfriend couple of years ago, the stitch was something we draw together at the beginning of the relationship while a great summer night, and he loved it! sounds super cheezy, but well, love is :P or buy her a cock shape cake, girls love cakes :D Mise À Jour » Daf a écrit sur Tue 25 Aug, 2009 @ 1:45pm oh and just for the record
it will be more special if you didn't had to ask people to find ideas ;) |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» no.name a répondu le Tue 25 Aug, 2009 @ 1:46pm |
| Coolness: 129440 | ....and cocks |
| I'm feeling gurnn right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat a répondu le Tue 25 Aug, 2009 @ 1:53pm |
 Coolness: 115785 | Originally Posted By DAF
buy a nice pillowcase and go stitch something personal that means alot for both of you on it i gave that for a birthday present to my boyfriend couple of years ago, the stitch was something we draw together at the beginning of the relationship while a great summer night, and he loved it! sounds super cheezy, but well, love is :P or buy her a cock shape cake, girls love cakes :D CEST BON DU GATEAU :D |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» CMYK a répondu le Tue 25 Aug, 2009 @ 5:38pm |
 Coolness: 42530 | brownies maison c'meilleur non?
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| I'm feeling pokeneuphorism right now.. | |
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