He's fucking spot-on, too.. though imo he sounds like he got off light..

I've got chrons, and when I went for a colonoscopy, they gave me this stuff called Colyte.. they give you a 4L plastic jug with some powder in it, and you have to fill it with water and stick it in the fridge for a few hours.. then when the time comes, you have to drink the whole thing over the course of four hours, 1L per hour.

I figured the same thing as this guy, "Whatever, it's a laxative, I've had to take some before, I'll just drink my 1L/hour and go to the bathroom when I need to."

What they don't tell you is that as soon as it starts working, it starts working overtime! His NASA analogy was right; not because of the chemicals and how it's not natural products, but because it feels like you're about to launch into orbit; suddenly, your bathroom transforms into Cape Canaveral and your toilet is the launching pad.

I didn't get any respite from the constant stream that was jetting out like a failed science-fair volcano. I had to get my roommate to bring me the jug with the rest of the stuff along with my PSP, because I couldn't get off the toilet for the 20 seconds it would take to go to the kitchen, open the fridge, grab the jug and get back to the bathroom. Hours later he even had to bring me the charger for my PSP because the battery was dying!

That Colyte stuff is just pure evil. It's not just man-made chemicals, but it's made with all the hate and disdain for mankind that Satan possesses. No good and loving god would ever let something like this be made, let alone administered to other human beings. Taking a 4 1/2 hour non-stop shit is just not natural. I know that the intestines/colon are really, really long, but I swear this stuff didn't just empty out my intestines and colon; it reached into the future and made me shit food I hadn't eaten yet. There really can't be any possible scientific explanation for how much that stuff managed to dislodge and send shooting out of my asshole at 200mph.

By the end of it all it was almost like being on a bad-trip, I was just thinking to myself "Is this over? Is this it? Am I going to die here? Will this ever stop? Will I ever have a life outside of a bathroom from this point forward? Dear god why won't this stop? What have I ever done to deserve this?".. I mean honest-to-god I'm-about-to-break-down-crying-and-have-a-nervous-breakdown-if-my-asshole-doesn't-stop-squirting... and that was only about two hours into it. The whole experience damaged my psyche more than eating 5 overflowing handfulls of shrooms while tripping on MDA.

It's some scary shit!

That Colyte stuff is just pure evil. It's not just man-made chemicals, but it's made with all the hate and disdain for mankind that Satan possesses. No good and loving god would ever let something like this be made, let alone administered to other human beings. Taking a 4 1/2 hour non-stop shit is just not natural. I know that the intestines/colon are really, really long, but I swear this stuff didn't just empty out my intestines and colon; it reached into the future and made me shit food I hadn't eaten yet. There really can't be any possible scientific explanation for how much that stuff managed to dislodge and send shooting out of my asshole at 200mph.

By the end of it all it was almost like being on a bad-trip, I was just thinking to myself "Is this over? Is this it? Am I going to die here? Will this ever stop? Will I ever have a life outside of a bathroom from this point forward? Dear god why won't this stop? What have I ever done to deserve this?".. I mean honest-to-god I'm-about-to-break-down-crying-and-have-a-nervous-breakdown-if-my-asshole-doesn't-stop-squirting... and that was only about two hours into it. The whole experience damaged my psyche more than eating 5 overflowing handfulls of shrooms while tripping on MDA.

Originally Posted By O_SKOO_BIGWHEELA

Pointe St charles, 5 a 6 am environ, il sentour de bubble wrap et demande a tout les gens qui passe si il pette leurs bulles....reaction des gens!!

Originally Posted By DRGONZO

hein quand ca??? Hahahahh

Originally Posted By DRGONZO

hein quand ca??? Hahahahh