News (Media Awareness Project) - CN ON: Roll With The New Jays |
| Title: | CN ON: Roll With The New Jays |
| Published On: | 2003-09-04 |
| Source: | NOW Magazine (Canada) |
| Fetched On: | 2008-01-19 15:14:30 |
ROLL WITH THE NEW JAYS
They ignored our proposals to rename the city's ball team the Roaches or the
Toronto Bong Hits but we're happy with their new name, the Jays. We look
forward to Jumbrotron lead chants by fans screaming "Light up the Jays", rally
cries of "Roll up the Jays" and sports reports referring to trades as "Passing
a Jay" and winning streaks accompanied by headlines that scream "Jays Smokin'".
Reports that a hookah smoking Cheshire cat will replace the team's lame-o
pseudo hip-hop mascots have yet to be confirmed.
They ignored our proposals to rename the city's ball team the Roaches or the
Toronto Bong Hits but we're happy with their new name, the Jays. We look
forward to Jumbrotron lead chants by fans screaming "Light up the Jays", rally
cries of "Roll up the Jays" and sports reports referring to trades as "Passing
a Jay" and winning streaks accompanied by headlines that scream "Jays Smokin'".
Reports that a hookah smoking Cheshire cat will replace the team's lame-o
pseudo hip-hop mascots have yet to be confirmed.
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