lindsay is fly

holy shit those inuits at atwater are CRAZY! fred and i were waiting at atwater and it was pretty late and some no teeth inuit got in a fight with a chocolate guy because she broke his 40oz or something and then she got hit and she was bleeding and the cops came.

there was this 40yr old white chick who wanted to walk thorugh the place but was too scared to fred offered to walk her there and she was sooo happy!

fred is a good little boy

so that means all that e i've done won't fuck me up if i eat a few weiners every now and then?

I WANT THIS TO BE OUR BIRTHDAY PARTY!

i seriously want to be lil kim
BLACK BARBIE DRESSED IN BULGARI!

i know how nasty it is and that makes me like it more. dunno y

which reminds me....

last night i had a dream that i got loaded with Whitney Houston and we finished off a 40oz. of vodka while drinking screw drivers. she is one freaky diva

i don't care about the %... i wanna get purple cock

EAT A CLOWN YOU STEAK

i want to go0000

true. but it can be over rated, no?

anyone wanna stop the hate with me already?

that's why my father and i have such beautiful figures

i think that when you have not made the plans yet, and it is only 'up in the air' that it isn't as bad as all this fighting has turned out. you don't know if you were going to be invited of not yet, do you?

but I hate fighting, we all know that about me by now, right?call me apussy if you want then...

my family are so nasty. we will eat anything that's dead if you grind it up and call it a burger.

chicken french fries and coke

i wish i was darker

then i could rhyme for jeff and let out my inner jiggah

no fair. i want cock for dinner!!!!

???

because i am having hot dogs for dinner.

that's right.... i said it.


















HOT DOGS!

what i would pay to see jeff in lycra trying to lick his own back yoga stylez

this thread reminds me that maybe i should be reading ravewave because my friends post all of our feelings instead of sharing them with eachother
[i do not mean this in a bad way kira]

my ipinion: stupidest thing you could ever do

if my poon's name is sally, i want my asshole to be nancy

j'aime beaucoup

i would like to go on a 22 hour flight somewhere/ANYWHERE with tricia so that I could finaly get a look at her beaver and massive moutain boobs

motel raphael is the fucking freakiest place ever

sharon and i are the only ones who think of the danger factors as fred and trish fucking ski drunk behind a car!

chrysler$

we should get all cold and shit and stick them on our nipples and them spin them. jeff would never want them back if they had touched my melons

heather p dancing is way better

before bed i say my prayers and then practice their dance moves
SUPERSTAR!

jeff slaped me in the face with his mushroom head.
i give meaning to the term cock face

you are a ghettoblaster

you think he would at least make the other one lazy so that he'd have them n'sync fuck

this is beyond late....
but...
HAPPY BIRFDAY DIVA!

shhhhaaaaazaamm

it's a lot better when they're naked and on top of eachother

YEAH!

but the other one is s00 right!

get deported already

that guy reminds me of fred