THE ONLY GROUP WANTING MORE TAXES

Americans hate taxes. It's not a right or left issue. It's not a
Democratic or Republican issue. It's not an old or young issue. It's
strangely not even a rich or poor issue. It's an American issue. It's
our biggest peeve. We all agree on some level: Our country is great,
but we feel very cranky about forking over our money to the government.

This is an odd character trait in Americans. For example, we happily
pay for cable even though television is free - we clearly have no
problem signing up for more bills.

The average American credit card debt is around $10,000 and the
average APR is 14 percent - we clearly have no problem doling out
loads of cash with nothing to show for it.

We don't even pay out that much of our income to the government when
compared with other industrialized nations. An average family with
children pays about 20 percent of their income to taxes. For singles
it's 37 percent. Belgians pay close to 55 percent.

But Americans hate taxes. We always have. We hate even the idea of
them. We want to believe freedom and taxes absolutely contradict one
other. Like improv and comedy.

Other colonies of Great Britain (e.g., Canada and Australia) simply
asked for their independence. But not us. Americans were so outraged
about the King's raising taxes, we started a costly and bloody
revolutionary war lasting nearly a decade.

Yes, it all started with a tax hike. "No more taxes!" is the original
American battle cry. In a way, our country's birth was a giant scheme
to avoid giving up a fraction of our salaries to bureaucrats. We
simply despise taxes.

Taxes are so loathed by Americans that politicians have to come up
with new phrases in order to talk about them. That's why "fees,"
"tariffs" and " tolls" are used to "balance deficits," instead of
just putting it plainly: Taxes are needed to fund the government.
It's an attempt to make taxes palatable to American sensibilities.
This prettier-word tactic is combated by calling anything you
disagree with the ominous "hidden tax." A hidden tax is something
lurking in the bushes that can jump out and bill you. Very scary.

Notorious tax-phobe Grover Norquist requests conservative candidates
sign his heavy-handed pledge not to raise taxes. He wants them to be
like 1981's tax-cutter President Ronald Reagan. Not like 1982's,
1983's, 1984's, 1985' s, 1986's and 1987's tax-raiser President
Ronald Reagan. Because when it comes to taxes - always accentuate the cuts.

For politicians, raising taxes is taboo. It's an unmentionable.

But if you talk with the average weed advocate - er, marijuana
activist - er, cannabis enthusiast - one of their selling points is
if pot were legal you could tax it.

Yes, a sin tax! A sin tax is what the government puts on things like
gambling, booze or tobacco. It's designed to discourage people from
doing it - because taxes are just that revolting. A sin tax is
punitive. It's monetary punishment for being a sinner - quite
literally "hell to pay."

Could pot smokers be the only group in the history of the world to
want to be taxed? To hope to be taxed? To specifically ask the
government to tax them more?

"I can't remember the last time an interest group volunteered to be
taxed, " admitted councilwoman Janice Hahn of Los Angeles, the
semi-legal weed capital of the country.

This might be a first. Historic. A group of Americans are actually
lobbying the government, asking to give more money to the government
in the form of a tax. Weed is rumored to expand your mind in all
sorts of unspecified ways. We may have found one of them.

Volumes of political theory have just been challenged. We're
witnessing history here. Someone notify the media!