hehe///anyone remember that movie, fear of a black hat, where the dj does that scratch trick with his dick????Rofl...the look on that white girls face was priceless...what a funny movie.

Ufot-not forgettting that music is all about music

yo fish head, I agree, I like to hear dj's flip and flop occasionally, it warms my heart to know that perfection is impossible, which is one of the many reasons I enjoyed playing records in the first place, because serendipity is part of it, and a part of life that I like...

Ufot-not remembering who which angle was why...

yaya!
who be dissin' idj anyways?

ufot-stuff

haha, nice one simon!!!
seb, u gunna come represent?

Ufot-tings

Who's gunna be there 2nite? I will...

ufot-not rememberin wut day it was...oh shit, it's friday, wooooooot!!!

been whatchin' em' every nite, love it, wish he would stay in Canada...

Ufot-things...

I get frekles in da summer time...I used to not likem', but now I do...

Ufot-wanting freks in the da winter time

hehe...ya I guess I'm pretty owned...2 bad I couldn't be pretty and owned...oh well, better luck 2 me next life I guess :)

Ufot-not feeling too owned

is mr.trent even still alive???

Ufot-forgetting

hahaha...ya, sure jeffy-poo, letme just clear it with my gf, then dip into my oh so deep pockets...

ufot-hate, not love

...I just hate waiting for a while, cause it can seem like an eternity...thanks btw elixir...

Ufot-not wanting to frikin wait anymore

Ps-Ima be workin' at the DC sample sale the next couple of dayz if any of you hep'cats need to be buyin some "wears" fer yer lover'ed ones...so ya, come and make fun of me please, and check tings out...

Ufot-mkay, fanks fer nuttin my peanut butter and such

yes...sappy and lame, thank u very much...

Ufot-never being too kool, cause cheese needs to be room temperature...

a mix cd of "love" tunes...

Ufot-things like eating 2 much damn chocolate!

blondie - heart of glass

Ufot-remembering the words...

ya, I agree with the cigarette being the top, it's the most addictive habbit I have ever personally encountered in my entire life, and I know it will be a hard one to stop...

Ufot-feeling sorry for ur dumb smokin' self...

recently, I have yet again been tossed into the "waiting game" for a brief period of time, determined only by the immenent change that is about to take place...

My question is, in todays world, I think we all grasp at a young age how patience is a sort of way of life, being that the waiting thing can happen pretty often, and in many different scenarios...

What important things have you people waited for?
How long was the longest u waited?
How do u spell burocracy? :P

Ufot-wanting to know what everyone was waiting for...

there's the fish market on the crnr of st-dom and pine ave.... they sell afterhours, but only if you look "hip" or they know your face, and they mark almost everything up by a bunch of dollaz...

Ufot-never buying beer from mexico again...

If I can make one person smile or feel good about themselves everyday, then I know I've made one heart warm, even if for only a matter of seconds. I don't need to be remembered, I don’t want to live forever, I’m perfectly content being lost in an ocean of eternity, swallowed up by things that are light years more important then my soul existence... if I could make the world a warmer place one smile or laugh at a time, then that’s what ill do, cause no matter how futile it may seem in the eyes of our species and it's persevering strives for existence, it gives me one form of use in existence, and a positive one none the less...everyone has something that they feel genuinely good at, for me it’s entertaining people, it always has been, and it may very well always be…and though it may not be my sole purpose in this life time, it is something I chose to employ and share with my fellow peoples…there are so many things in life that are worth more then money could ever be, those are the things I think that we should never forget to appreciate, cause at the end of every day, life is what you chose to make of it…

Ufot-truely being happy without cause...

I think courtney love should blow her head off with a shot gun, and put an end to the last couple of miserable years of her pathetic existance...seriously...

Ufot-not laughing at the though of ...

you know, this reminds me of when I was a kid, my mom always used to say "hold your horses" to me, whenever I was impatient or wut-not...then one day, I musta been like 5 or six, I flipped out on her and was like "..I do not, nor have I ever had any horses that I could hold!!! What the hell is wrong with you, what are you crazy, I don't have any horses!!!" but it doesn't end there, a chain reaction began...

later on in life, I developped a serious alergy to horses, like kryptonite, which is weird, cause I never had too much exposure to them in general, seeing as how I grew up in NDG and all, anyways, weird final outcome, cause now even if I wanted horses, my alergies would prevent me from enjoying anytime with them...

Ufot-never being a cowboy, cause of those damn horses...

I dunno, I saw T-1000 play some pretty hard sets, that were tight and well programmed, but I have seen him on a possible "off day" aswell...

...from my perspective, I'd say that it's pretty hard to be constant unless you're promoting something tangeble or solid like an album or comp. I think some gigs suck cause of a number of different things, and I've never seen a dj or producer who was constantly flawless unless we include the ones who just move-sink over a DAT...

I think I'm just babblin' now, so I'll shutup...

Ufot-remembering what your point was before you babbled...

some people run through stop signs and get tickets, even when it's their birthdays!!!

Ufot-never forgetting that damn ticket!

lol...sketchy ninja...(inhale) what r u smalkin about dair jeffaroo...hehe..ugh

Ufot-nothing like it wasn't ur turn and stuff dude...

hahahaha...
if it's greenery that yee seek...message me, and ye may yet remedy a situation that be bleek!

Ps-I think this part of the board is about "prevention" but I guess it doesn't matter...

Ufot-forgeting what it was that u were lookin for..er something that rhymes with that and looks like that eminem guyeeeeee

hooray, more fresh meat for the stupid/redundant/assturd darma grinder...most welcome here is our new found mom...

Ufot-washing your hands before shakin with that shit...

Ya man, I dunno, it's pretty sad is what I think... I think she needs help/ a reality check cause things don't sound proper...

Ufot-..

ya...and or child health services...I dunno, this is a sad situation...

Ufot-...

I wonder is FUgazi would be considered emo?

Ufrot-not stop to quick bloodclot-fukdapot-skiznot

ya...artist and drugs eh...

or, next time, rubb chocolate quick all over your eyes, and stick your head in the tank and see if the fishy goes for your eyeballz...frikin chocolate sauce!

Ufot-funnier things then eyeball eating fishy

you should feed it some chocolate chips and see what happens...I heard that fish love chocolate...

Ufot-not feeding u some frikin choco-late

emo is wack, but so is everything else...I dunno peeps, if it aint wack, then it sucks, but emo doesn't suck enough to be kool in my opinion, so It's actually beyond wack, it's stupid...

ufot-not hurtin Jeffs feelings, cause u heart that sweet westie...

this thread is pretty wack, but then again, most are these dayz...er, wut do I know, I'm just lame

Ufot-things that didn't suck enough, cause they were stupid

apparently, it sucked...but then again what doesn't these dayz? right? :P

Ufot-being good, cause all things kool suck!

bahahaha....(pictures steve making a nasty face) well, they can't all be classic shows, I had a feeling this one was gunna suck, wtv...Plastik-o-boy is like so 9 years ago, I dunno man, last time I saw "richie" I had a super fun time...maybe he's always sucked though, maybe we all suck now too? maybe everything in the entire world sucks and has sucked since the beginning of time.....I'm gunna go sleep under the microwave in my kitchen...buh-bye

Ufot-getting serious about silly things like being serious in the opposite way of silly serious

Yo G... I know all about the alien massive...majority of parties I've played since the start were morning sets...but, it'd been a weird nite anyways, so venturing into zombie land was just a little shock to my tired system...hehe, gotta love the zombie crew!!!

Ufot-no sneezing on your sleeve a fourth time...

nice one simon, I've seen similar sites...

yea, those look awesome....FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!

Ufot-the notion of burning everything, forever, cause wouldn't it be stupid to actually help support your fav producers by buying stuff like vinyl from their labels...pffft [WANKERS!]

funtimes...It was a little scarry when i got there, sometimes the morning "zombie" crew can be a bit scarry if you're just coming out of a completely opposite atmosphere...I was pretty tired too, but it was fun as always cutting it up with IZ, and Dysklo + Adil got in on the action 2!!!

Ufot-being a baby disco dinosaur...