in the spirit of self mockery, check this out...

[ www.i-mockery.com ]

its absolutely hilarious

is a date set for this?

damn i wanted a battery=)
i got my ticket earlier and it was some sorta fake computer chip

hehe political intrigue spam mail is hilareous
- check out one I got

FROM:

ATTN : THE OWNER / PRESIDENT.

DEAR SIR,

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS
TRANSACTION, THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING
UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET. THOUGH I KNOW
THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WILL MAKE ANY
ONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED, BUT I AM ASSURING YOU
THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY.WE HAVE
DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU DUE TO THE URGENCY OF THIS
TRANSACTION,AS WE HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED OF YOUR
DISCRETNESS AND ABILITY IN TRANSACTION OF THIS NATURE.

LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF PROPERLY TO YOU.I
AM MR. BELLO AHMED CREDIT OFFICER WITH THE UNION
BANK OF NIGERIA PLC, LAGOS. I CAME TO KNOW YOU IN MY
PRIVATE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO
HANDLE THIS CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES
THE TRANSFER OF HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT
REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.

THE PROPOSITION:

A FOREIGNER AN AMERICAN, LATE ENGR JOHN CREEK (SNR) AN
OIL MERCHANT WIH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA,
UNTIL HIS DEATH MONTHS AGO IN KENYA AIR BUS (A310
-300) FLIGHT KQ430, BANKED WIH US AT UNION BANK OF
NIGERIA PLC LAGOS AND HAD A CLOSING BALANCE AS AT THE
END OF JANUARY, 2000 WORTH USD30, 000,000.00 (THIRTY
MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLAR), THE BANK NOW EXPECTS A
NEXT OF KIN AS BENEFICIARY. VALUABLE EFFORTS ARE BEING
MADE BY THE UNION BANK OF NIGERIA TO GET IN TOUCH
WITH ANY OF THE CREEK'S FAMILY OR RELATIVES BUT TO NO
SUCCESS.IT IS BECAUSE OF THE PERCEIVED POSSIBILITY OF
NOT BEING ABLE TO LOCATE ANY OF LATE ENGR. JOHN
CREEK'S NEXT OF KIN, HE HAD NO WIFE OR CHILDREN THAT
IS KNOWN TO US. THE MANAGEMENT UNDER THE INFLUENCE
OF OUR CHAIRMAN AND MEMBERS OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS,
THAT ARANGEMENT HAS BEEN MADE FOR THE FUND TO BE
DECLEARED"UNCLAINMED" AND SUBSEQUENTLY BE DONATED TO
THE TRUST FUND FOR ARMS AND AMMUNITION TO FURTHER
ENHANCE THE COURSE OF WAR IN AFRICA AND THE WORLD IN
GENERAL.

IN ORDER TO AVERT THIS NEGATIVE DEVELOPMENT, SOME OF
MY TRUSTED COLLEAGUES AND I NOW SEEK YOUR PERMISSION
TO HAVE YOU STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO LATE ENGR. JOHN
CREEK (SNR) SO THAT THE FUND USD30MILLION WILL BE
RELEASED AND PAID INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE
BENEFICIARY'S NEXT OF KIN. ALL DOCUMENTS AND PROVES TO
ENABLE YOU GET THIS FUND WILL BE CAREFULLY WORKED
OUT.WE HAVE SECURE FROM THE PROBATE AN ORDER OF
MANDATE TO LOCATE ANY OF DECEASED BENEFICIARIES, AND
MORE SO WE ARE ASSURING YOU THAT THIS BUSINESS IS 100%
RISK FREE INVOLVEMENT. YOUR SHARE STAYS WHILE THE REST
BE FOR MYSELF AND MY COLLEAGUES FOR INVESTMENT
PURPOSE. ACCORDING TO AGGREMENT WITHIN BOTH PARTIES.

AS SOON AS WE RECIEVE AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF RECEIPT
OF THIS MESSAGE IN ACCEPTANCE OF OUR MUTUAL BUSINESS
PROPOSAL, WE WOULD FURNISH YOU WITH THE NECCESSARY
MODALITIES AND DISBURSEMENT RATIO TO SUITE BOTHPARTIES
WITHOUT ANY CONFLICT.

IF THIS PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTABLE BY YOU DO NOT MAKE
UNDUE ADVANTAGE OF THE TRUST WE HAVE BESTOWED IN YOU
AND YOUR COMPANY, THEN KINDLY GET TO ME IMMEDIATELY
VIA MY ABOVE E-MAIL.PLEASE FURNISH ME WITH YOUR MOST
CONFIDENTIAL TELEPHONE, FAX NUMBERS AND YOUR EXCLUSIVE
BANK ACCOUNT PARTICULARS SO THAT I CAN USE THIS
INFORMATION TOAPPLY FOR THE RELEASE AND SUBSEQUENT
TRANSFER OF THE FUND IN YOUR FAVOUR.

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CORPORATION.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

MR.BELLO AHMED.

DJ Mini
banging booty set 2am-3am

DJ Rockit
booty breaks 1am-2am

Scientifik vs Smiles
funky breakbeat battle 11pm-1am

$5 at door
410 Rachel E

sounds like fun...i'll probably be there

arrggghh I hate having to wear a coat..specially when you gotta pay for coatcheck

This was the first IDJ event I went to, and it was a really nice party! Great concept, music, and crowd, ill MCing. Looking forward to going next month.

In responce to the idea that if music was free to listen to artists wouldn't survive...
music has been made for thousands of years, and recording music and selling it is relatively new. Artists obviously can and did survive without relying on selling recorded music, by making money off performances. I think today we have too much emphasis on recorded music and not enough on live music. Any music lover would gladly pay to see live music because its simply a comepletely different experience than recorded music. So really I hope that the future of the music industry is listening to whatever you like for free on the net, then going to see the music u like live.

Great, so da party is at a cardboard box on the street, see you all there!!!

I read somewhere that the Thai "Red Bull vitamin supplement" in a glass bottle is a completely different drink than the universal red bull in a can. One is carbonated, the other isn't, one has caffeine, the other doesn't. Anyone know more?