what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson?






neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon.... and michael jackson fucks little children!

I'd probably lecture her on how nasty blue and yellow look... damn girl, what's with the blue/yellow fascination?... it just makes my hangover worse...

ESPECIALLY not 'yo momma' jokes... they're off limits where mothers are concerned!!! ;)

Room 1:
10:00 Radarsat-1
24:00 Nellboy (Ireland) - [ www.myspace.com ]
12:45 Jordan Dare - Turbo Recordings
01:45 Omni vs Axel Klein- Akarien

Room 2:
01:00 Master Beater
10:00 Insomniak
10:00 The Duf

ya, sorry... it does cross the line a bit... that's why it's funny i suppose, it's so incredibly wrong... but i honestly can say that i don't know any clean jokes (i.e. ones that i could tell to my own mother) that make me laugh...

what's harder than nailing a baby to a wall?






my dick while i'm doing it...

fuck that, i've made lots of good contacts in montreal for music, and i moved here on my own... it's a great networking tool... get off yer high horses

maybe some of you are just too cool for school? (or myspace in this case)

tune into choq.fm where i'll be doing an interview with Mz Sunday Luv followed by a live set...

word!

Q. What's black and sits on top of the stairs?





A. Stephen Hawking after a house fire

Q. what's blue and fucks old people?





A. me... in my lucky blue suit!!!


p.s. why is everyone so fuckin sick?? any clean jokes out there?

Q. how do you stop the dog from humping your leg?





A. give him a blow job


next!

stop world hunger, stop suffering, stop bono!!!

that completely ruins the whole concept of stalking... how can you stalk someone if they know you're stalking them????

oh, so you were trying the old 'double reverse' on me, using my own argument against me... one word lad: you'll never outsmart an irishman!!!

go on so, giz a kiss

see my update above, now, i could continue the verbal sparring if you want, but i'm not here to make enemies..

p.s. what are ya doing looking at pictures of me??? ya wouldn't be gay would ya??? (yes, joking here too)

good analysis sigmund... you're very astute... and all this derived just from a few posts on a message board... ingenious!!!!

anyway, i get the intention that offence was taken when none was actually intended.. apologies if that is the case.. was only playing.. (in a non-sexual way of course, me? gay? nevah!!!!)

and i am...

so did you stir his porridge?, did ye high five at the end of it?... gayer!!!

as for the not washing part, you're giving away too much information there mate...

oh and in response to your little update:

1. you and those seven other guys must be very desperate to fornicate with my mother, as I said before, she's no marilyn monroe

2. she told me you were woeful and couldn't get it up for the whole night

cheers!

ya, but when your 'e' is gone, you'll no longer rave, you'll just rav (which is a bit of a bummer)

to be honest the word 'rave' always just reminds me of the early nineties, same applies to glow sticks - guess it's different on this side of the world..

and in keeping with the thread - to the person above, you rock because you've got nice rose coloured glasses

kraftwerk - we are ze robots - the original and best robot song...

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...

and my mother is hardly what you'd deem 'fuckable'

yes we're fucked.. the apocalypse is on the way but i'm fucked if i can stop it, so i might as well just make hay while the sun shines and take pleasure from the simple things in life.. what will be will be...

yes, and freud wanted to fuck his mother, then tried to cover up by telling us that everybody wants to fuck their mother... sick fuck!

pass, i'll assume you were talking to mo and not me... i don't have a hat, not to mind a little bo peep hat..

pass...

date, fuck... what's the difference?... isn't a date just the long way round to getting a fuck?...

shave his head, ponytails went out in the eighties... ;)

that weird tube synthy thing is indeed a melodica... thanks again for coming along and supporting, and thanks to el leader for putting on the gig... I believe i'm playing Safir on the 24th, so hopefully I'll see some of you there...