''A cock in the face is worth two in the clamp''
-Johnny Clamps

Yeah, that's it ... it was right next to where you graduated: Jizz Mopper Academy.

yep. unlike you, I can tell the difference between my ass and my conscience.

you must be psychic .. there isn't even a pic of me in my profile, dumbass xD

and you're pretty judgmental for a robot.

call the authorities!!

(call the amberlamps while you're at it, apparently we're gonna need 'em!)

oh my feelings are hurt!

Indeed!

I'll do my best to get him out here one day ... but in the meantime, let's do this up massive for him!

We have 4 ISR power-houses for ya' (yep, 4, 'cause our dear Mutante has been signed!!) + awesome local support.

On another note, the 2nd room will be headed by MTL's LVX and Dj Iszo, and filled by the Festival's guest Industrial DJs from all over North America!

Rock on ... !

me semble que Marc est assez 'homme' pour ne pas utiliser un autre profile pour nous niaiser ;)

De tout facon ... part of this asshole's fun is that we're trying to figure out who he is, so I say let's treat him like the stranger he's pretending to be, like we would any dick who's just trollin' trying to be smart and insulting. Treat him like shit.

Anyone without the balls to be transparent, and who's here just to call people nazis, is a tool with no life. Whoever the person is won't even admit it at this point, 'cause it would be too fuckin' embarrassing.

are you so rejected and lonely that anyone who's friends with a girl is automatically a stalker?

fuck, i'd hate to sit in on one of your therapy sessions ...

you would know, clamp-job.

blah blah nazi blah blah stalker blah blah retards blah welfare blah Manson blah blah blah ...

You might want to dust off your record, 'cause it's skipping pretty bad.

This massive night is coming up soon! Can't wait!

I do, however, have a bit of bad news: we will be down one DJ -- but all is well with the rest of 'em! Here's is our official statement:

ATTENTION: Sadly, The Speed Freak will not be able to make it to Montreal for Kinetik Festival 5.0, Phase 5 on May 20th. Due to unforeseen personal reasons involving medical issues at home, he cannot travel at the present time. Unable to even find time for an official statement, he gave us permission to announce this on his behalf. He also wants us to assure everyone that h...is ''not appearing has nothing to do with the promoter or the event''. We wish him and his family the best, and hope to invite him back in the future. Thank you for your understanding.
-Kinetik-Fest / The Speed Freak.

ATTENTION: Malheureusement, The Speed Freak ne pourra pas être à Montréal pour le Phase 5 du Festival Kinetik 5.0, le 20 mai. Pour des raisons personnelles concernant des questions medicale familiale, il ne peut pas voyager dans l'immédiat. N'ayant pas le temps pour l'immédiat pour une déclaration officiel, il nous a donné la permission d'annoncer ceci de sa part. Il veut assurer tout le monde que son ''non-apparence n'a rien à voir avec l'équipe de promotion ni l'événement''. On souhaite le meilleur pour lui et sa famille, et en espérant de le ré-inviter dans le futur. Merci pour votre compréhension.
-Festival-Kinetik / The Speed Freak

As unfortunate as this is, we still hope to see you all out and geared up ... :)

The show must go on .. and on it shall go, with extra time given to our main acts!

''Proud to be maladjusted'' -mlk

keep those arms strong for those clamp-jobs ;)

geez, what a let down ... was like running the 50m dash against a snail on Ambien o_O

xD

yeah but it's cheaper :p

giving Clamp-Jobs in the parking lot?

funny thing is, if it was Bliss, i'd either ignore or, honestly, be chill -- but since you're not him, well, too bad, no sympathy from me !

so, that's all you got? lemme see -- nazis, pot-head=bad, fuck the french, welfare=poor ... yep, still trolling at a 1st grade level.

Only an elitist asshole would think 'welfare' is an insult ...



hmm.. I think you've been out-ed, bro ;)

guess that's 'cause you're too humble to keep a book that has your picture on the cover ;)

seriously, if it's Bliss, then he shouldn't be a dick to me ... if it's Neuromyth, no surprise ... if it's some other random dude ... bring it on! I like feeding trolls, got a whole bag of food just for him :)

just shut the fuck up there, johnny cramps -- you on the rag or what?

oh, so it's not ok to be a ''racist Manson fan'' (which no one here is, btw) but it's Ok to put down an entire country and the people therein ?

If you're gonna be a hypocrite, don't be so obvious about it. Prejudice is prejudice.

yeah, it is a problem when idiots point out other people's simple drug-of-choice ...

doesn't take much to make yourself look like a troll turd ...

Seriously, at least take the time to be original.

Nazis? pot-heads are retarded? really? That's trolling pre-school material ... c'mon, you can do better than that.

uh huh .. using examples that only benefit your argument is pretty dense.

and you have a problem with the french? fuckin' racist.

hahahaha xD what a twat!

perhaps I meant: top of the list for joining the group ?

call the authorities! someone on the interwebs zinged me!

because .... they're the only country in the EU that drink, right?

dude, if you're gonna troll, do it right.

well, if i join a homicidal cult, i'll be sure to put your name at the top of the list.

= side-effects of alcohol

i suppose straight-edgers who brandish the 'X' are murderous nazis too??

you can't be too bright to equate the letter x, in any of its uses, to Charles Manson.

Incase we hadn't already made it clear in previous years, calling NAZI is a really dumb thing to do 'round here. We are ALL vehemently against nazi-ism and fascism ...

speaking of fascism, you're walking a fine line generalizing in the totalitarian way that you're doing.

Oh, and Charles Manson LOVED clamps. That's not a swastika on his forehand, it's 2 clamps.

stupid is as stupid does.

First, I doubt it's a Manson reference .. second, she's chill .. third, the Manson 'x' didn't last long before he changed to the more obvious swastika .. fourth, googling 'Charles' brings up Manson before Darwin ...
finally, your avatar looks like a young John Wayne Gacy with glasses, so stfu :P

;)

Ma' Bell

Last year or so when my 'puter fucked up, I pulled out and plugged in the ol' circa '94 Pentium 1 and opened FL2 ... holy shit I can't believe I used to make tunes with that! Before that I made music with just Rebirth, and then that with a Fostex 8 track + guitar & my dad's drums (still have the cassette recordings) ... the cool ideas were there! But as Sour says, the production value was ... not great :p

Now, even after investing in hardware, I need to break my brain -- tweaking and figuring out all the math and science behind producing, and still trying to balance creativity/originality/good-ideas with all that added technical shit. Not always fun, but damn, when you make a sound that sounds like a ton-of-bricks, you're mighty pleased! ;)

right on!

!?

That's so sad ... he was awesome.

Awwww .... gonna pull out the album and give it a spin.

So long MCA, and thanks for all the tunes!

yep ... that's for a good decent set-up, double or triple that for an awesome home studio. On top of which, add another *bare minimum* of 600$ for software if you don't like pirating ....

But, here's the ghetto version, if you don't mind imperfections, pains-in-the-ass, and having to become a fucking production genius in a quick way in order to abuse and make your crappy gear work well :

Computer: 400$ to 800$
Soundcard (not great, but probably better than on-board laptop soundcards): 100$ to 200$
Headphones (instead of monitors) : 80$ to 200$
Use your computer keyboard as midi controller/keyboard: free!

That's the cheapest functional set-up you can get, unless you get everything second-hand and deal with the ensuing problems .... and it's still 2 to 4 times what you wanted to put in.

So, as Sour says, start saving them moneys dude! ;)

(like i said, you can potentially make music with anything, but it depends on the music you want to make, the quality of the end product, and just how frustrated you want to get while dealing with shitty gear - heh)

i'd say yes, except that I don't think they sell alcohol there ... and since it's a city-sanctioned/legal after-hours, i'm sure everyone there is perfectly sober! :p

xD

That's how I (stop, drop, and) roll ;)

You can make music with two spoons and a tape recorder ... but, if you want quality electronic music, all you need is a decent computer that can run the program you want to use (ie. Ableton, FL studio) properly without crashing when you put alot of sounds/effects/VSTs ... (so what you want is a good sound-card and lotsa RAM)

I doubt 200$ is gonna get you a good enough PC/laptop to run today's software.

But, y'know it's more about how you use and EQ your sounds more than how much money you put into your gear. People made great techno 15/20 years ago without the help of top-of-the-line equipment and software ;)

snorting it is ok ... you don't want to smoke it though, I hear Mustard Gas is pretty horrible o_O

It's nothin' without ketchup to go with it ... :p

much better! xD :P