im not talking
im typing

THe name NAOMI.. is I MOAN backwards........
think about it

i love ian.. and ian loves me

and maybe i oughta open up a case of cans of whoop-ass!!
(oh yeah!! going Steve Austin steez on yo asses)

finally! acceptance!
*cries tears of joy*

didnt you quit?

well theres no proof stating otherwise either

i guess people just differ on what they consider 'right'

exactly

ugh.. i say diets are stupid...
i mean, if my predecessors in Italy could survive and be healthy when they ate pasta, meat and potatoes EVERY night of their lives... why shouldnt I be able to?
traditional foodstuffs kept countless generations of people alive.. why shoudl we mess with that?

ian: meh

meh... i stay slim (well ive begun to anyway... with an active lifestyle i guess...) and i have a horribly slow metabolism

how about this...
i eat what i want when i want.. and im healthy as an ox
dietary discipline is stupid if you wont allow yourself to eat anything...
"I'm a level 7 Vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow!"

you would

ed zachary

fred = whore bags o'plenty

im cool and youre not.. thats the bottom line god damnit!

oooooooooooooooooooooh

see? there is a separation to be made... theres hot (pure physical attraction.. ie: BRitney) and there is attractive (the type of girl youd bring home to your parents... ie: Amanda ;))

and i would definitely FUCK britney.. i wouldnt want to talk to her.. id jsut wan tot stick it in her at a steady speed and shoot my ejaculate all over her hot body
i dont care what the fuck shes saying in the meantime
she could be dumb as a post
id fuck her... i wouldnt marry her

eisner?
YOURE EISNER!

i never said that htey wouldnt be hetero.. i just said that it would be BETTER for them to have the influence of both a male and female parental figure

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

hahahah!

me too

qi hope its me

im a filthy kind of guy i guess...
(and im assuming you havent read the thread i just craeted in Silly Games yet)

Have you ever taken a dump, and then, when you were wiping, you accidentally drop the tp or rip it and for the shortest fraction of a second you're actually wiping your ass with your bare hands?

getting poo on my hands

working out later also!
woooooooooooo!!
(gotta increase my muscle mass... its all about the muscle mass)

nice!
i hope so!

listen.... i have the weirdest taste in women...
i dont need anyone to tell me whos hot... i know hotness when i see it
and for the record... britney spears has more plastic that a plastic chicken
but id still poke her

disney

CANCELLED CLASS!!

wow

*pouts* just because i know santa can see me now... and i like coal

no folding required... just jerk off in the shower and the skin will go back as your penis gets erect!
plus all the rubbing and shit while water is running over it makes for some nice clean penis

see.. the difference between zeev and I is that... the girls never blessed my dick... I blessed them WITH my dick

crack whores make me laugh
i laugh at them
*laughs.... at a crack whore*

sushi

i cant.. illt ell you that much